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The Best Buzz Lightyear Quotes That Are Out Of This World

Updated June 26, 2019 232 votes 37 voters 4.6k views24 items

The best Buzz Lightyear quotes from the Toy Story franchise can make you realize how funny the character can be. Played by Tim Allen, Buzz Lightyear is a Space Ranger and the newest toy in Andy’s room in the first Toy Story movie. There are some famous Buzz Lightyear one liners such as "This isn't flying, it's falling with style," other funny Buzz Lightyear quotes come from interactions with the toys or when he is making an entry into his mission log. But which of these are the best Buzz Lightyear quotes?

You get to help decide with your votes. Vote up your favorite Buzz Lightyear lines that you remember long after having watched the movies. You can also see where he ranks among the best Toy Story characters.

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    Better Buzz

    Rex: No, no, no, no.

    Buzz Lightyear: Oh, you almost had him.

    Rex: I'm never gonna defeat Zurg!

    Buzz Lightyear: Sure, you will, Rex. In fact, you're a better Buzz than I am.

    Rex: But look at my little arms! I can't press the fire button and jump at the same time!

     

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    Greetings

    Alien 1: A stranger.

    Alien 2: From the outside.

    Aliens: Oooooooooooooooh.

    Buzz: Greetings, I am Buzz Lightyear. I come in peace.

     

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    Same From Me

    Bo Peep: This is for Woody, when you find him.

    (give Buzz a kiss)

    Buzz Lightyear: Um, okay, but it won't be the same coming from me.

     

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    Sad Strange Little Man

    Woody: Shut up! Just shut up, you idiot!

    Buzz Lightyear: Sheriff, this is no time to panic.

    Woody: This is a perfect time to panic! I'm lost, Andy is gone, they're gonna move to their new house in two days, and it's all your fault!

    Buzz Lightyear: My fault? If you hadn't pushed me out of the window in the first place...

    Woody: Oh, yeah? Well, if you hadn't shown up with your stupid little cardboard spaceship and taken away everything that was important to me...

    Buzz Lightyear: Don't talk to me about importance! Because of you, the future of this entire universe is in jeopardy!

    Woody: What? What are you talkin' about?

    Buzz Lightyear: Right now, poised at the edge of the galaxy, Emperor Zurg has been secretly building a weapon with the destructive capacity to annihilate an entire planet! I alone have information that reveals this weapon's only weakness. And *you*, my friend, are responsible for delaying my rendezvous with Star Command!

    Woody: You. Are. A. Toy! You aren't the real Buzz Lightyear! You're a... aw, you're - you're an action figure!... You are a child's play thing!

    Buzz Lightyear: You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity. Farewell.

    Woody: Oh, yeah? Well, good riddance, ya loony! Rendezvous with Star Command.

     

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