The Best Excuses for Calling in Sick

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Vote up the best go-to "illnesses" to get you out of work.

Whether you're a little hungover or simply need a break from office life, sometimes you need a good excuse for calling in sick last minute. While it's uncouth to lie to your boss or supervisor habitually, the occasional little white lie probably won't cost you your job as long as you have some believable sick day excuses. If you just want a day to lounge in bed and watch television, here you'll find a list of ailments that aren't terribly hard to fake. 

Good sick day excuses are generally pretty simple, but also need to be justifiable reasons to spend a day on the couch. The key is finding an illness that's debilitating, but temporary. Things like food poisoning, a high fever, or a migraine can render you useless for a 24 hour period only. Therefore, your boss and coworkers won't get suspicious when you show up to the office all better the following day.

You have sick leave for a reason, so you might as well use it, even if it’s because you drank too many margaritas on Taco Tuesday. If you're wondering how to call in sick, you'll find a great list of what to say below.

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  • Vomiting
    1
    618 votes

    Vomiting

  • Diarrhea
    2
    518 votes

    Diarrhea

  • Food Poisoning
    3
    474 votes

    Food Poisoning

  • Flu
    4
    266 votes

    Flu

  • Fever
    5
    376 votes

    Fever

  • Migraine
    6
    370 votes

    Migraine