Total Nerd Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With  

Shanell Mouland
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List Rules Vote up the cartoon characters who you'd open a tab for.

Imagine living in a world a la Roger Rabbit or Space Jam, where two and three-dimensional characters live and drink together in harmony. If you lived in such a place, the alcoholic cartoon characters everyone knows and loves would become your new bar-hopping best friends. Cartoon characters who drink might sound like an oxymoron considering cartoons are generally geared towards kids, but if the modern age taught anyone anything, adult humor and cartoons go hand-in-hand. In fact, adult cartoons feature all sorts of cartoon characters you'd see at a bar, some of whom appear just as often at a bar as they do at home. Looking at you, Mr. Simpson.

Many of TV's most lovable alcoholics appear on this list, and you may just want to sit down and talk with them about your own issues. But the possibility of drinking partners like Rick Sanchez and Sterling Archer opens the door to all sorts of outrageous and potentially dangerous adventures. But perhaps the best cartoon characters to have a beer with are people like Hank Hill, a down-to-earth drinker perfect for enjoying a cold one with the (cartoon) boys. Like alcohol itself, it all comes down to personal preference and what you can handle. Like Long Island iced-teas, some choices are more juvenile than others.

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Bender is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Bender Futurama, Futurama

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Rick Sanchez is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Rick Sanchez Rick and Morty

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Sterling Archer is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With

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Homer Simpson is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Homer Simpson The Simpsons, Stand Up to Cancer, Do the Bartman

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Peter Griffin is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Peter Griffin Family Guy, Family Guy Universe

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Genie is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Genie Aladdin, The Return of Jafar, Aladdin and the King of Thieves

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Bob Belcher is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Bob Belcher Bob's Burgers

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Jessica Rabbit is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Jessica Rabbit Roller Coaster Rabbit, Trail Mix-Up, Tummy Trouble

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Brian Griffin is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Brian Griffin Family Guy, Family Guy Universe

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197 168
Randy Marsh is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With

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Stan Smith is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Stan Smith American Dad!, Inside the CIA

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Shaggy is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Shaggy Street

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138 115
Bugs Bunny is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Bugs Bunny Baby Looney Tunes, Big House Bunny, Mutiny on the Bunny

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Hank Hill is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Hank Hill King of the Hill

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Stewie Griffin is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Stewie Griffin Family Guy, Family Guy Universe

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Donkey is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Donkey Shrek the Halls, Shrek the Third, Shrek

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Kronk is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Kronk Kronk's New Groove, The Emperor's New Groove

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90 97
Fred Flintstone is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Fred Flintstone The Flintstones, The Jetsons Meet the Flintstones, The Flintstones

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Mike Wazowski is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Mike Wazowski Monsters, Inc., Mike's New Car

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Cosmo and Wanda is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With

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97 110
Johnny Bravo is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Johnny Bravo Johnny Bravo

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Mario is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Mario Fanboys, Mario ek Maria dan lotel, Super Mario Bros.

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Woody is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Woody Footloose, Footloose

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Garfield is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Garfield A Garfield Christmas, Garfield and Friends, Garfield: The Movie

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Revy is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Revy Black Lagoon

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Buzz Lightyear is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Buzz Lightyear Buzz Lightyear of Star Command, Toy Story 2, Small Fry

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Yogi Bear is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Yogi Bear Yogi Bear, Yogi's Great Escape, Yogi's Ark Lark

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SpongeBob is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With

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He-Man is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
He-Man The New Adventures of He-Man, He-Man and the Masters of the Universe, The Secret of the Sword

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38 108
Papa Smurf is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Papa Smurf The Smurfs, The Smurfs, The Smurfs 2