Total Nerd Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With  

Shanell Mouland
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List Rules Vote up the cartoon characters who you'd open a tab for.

Imagine living in a world a la Roger Rabbit or Space Jam, where two and three-dimensional characters live and drink together in harmony. If you lived in such a place, the alcoholic cartoon characters everyone knows and loves would become your new bar-hopping best friends. Cartoon characters who drink might sound like an oxymoron considering cartoons are generally geared towards kids, but if the modern age taught anyone anything, adult humor and cartoons go hand-in-hand. In fact, adult cartoons feature all sorts of cartoon characters you'd see at a bar, some of whom appear just as often at a bar as they do at home. Looking at you, Mr. Simpson.

Many of TV's most lovable alcoholics appear on this list, and you may just want to sit down and talk with them about your own issues. But the possibility of drinking partners like Rick Sanchez and Sterling Archer opens the door to all sorts of outrageous and potentially dangerous adventures. But perhaps the best cartoon characters to have a beer with are people like Hank Hill, a down-to-earth drinker perfect for enjoying a cold one with the (cartoon) boys. Like alcohol itself, it all comes down to personal preference and what you can handle. Like Long Island iced-teas, some choices are more juvenile than others.

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413 158
Bender is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Futurama, Futurama

2
431 226
Rick Sanchez is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Rick and Morty

3
322 170
Homer Simpson is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
The Simpsons, Stand Up to Cancer, Do the Bartman

4
293 181
Peter Griffin is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Family Guy, Family Guy Universe

5
290 190
Sterling Archer is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With

6
238 163
Brian Griffin is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Family Guy, Family Guy Universe

7
261 186
Jessica Rabbit is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Roller Coaster Rabbit, Trail Mix-Up, Tummy Trouble

8
259 195
Genie is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Aladdin, The Return of Jafar, Aladdin and the King of Thieves

9
211 154
Bob Belcher is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Bob's Burgers

10
156 117
Stan Smith is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
American Dad!, Inside the CIA

11
163 125
Shaggy is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Street

12
164 127
Bugs Bunny is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Baby Looney Tunes, Big House Bunny, Mutiny on the Bunny

13
217 183
Randy Marsh is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
South Park

14
158 137
Hank Hill is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
King of the Hill

15
140 123
Stewie Griffin is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Family Guy, Family Guy Universe

16
138 126
Donkey is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Shrek the Halls, Shrek the Third, Shrek

17
113 110
Mike Wazowski is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Monsters, Inc., Mike's New Car

18
105 108
Fred Flintstone is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
The Flintstones, The Jetsons Meet the Flintstones, The Flintstones

19
123 133
Kronk is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Kronk's New Groove, The Emperor's New Groove

20
109 124
Johnny Bravo is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Johnny Bravo

21
105 125
Cosmo and Wanda is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With

22
80 112
Garfield is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
A Garfield Christmas, Garfield and Friends, Garfield: The Movie

23
84 118
Woody is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Footloose, Footloose

24
85 122
Mario is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Fanboys, Mario ek Maria dan lotel, Super Mario Bros.

25
64 113
Buzz Lightyear is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Buzz Lightyear of Star Command, Toy Story 2, Small Fry