Total Nerd Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With  

Shanell Mouland
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List Rules Vote up the cartoon characters who you'd open a tab for.

Imagine living in a world a la Roger Rabbit or Space Jam, where two and three-dimensional characters live and drink together in harmony. If you lived in such a place, the alcoholic cartoon characters everyone knows and loves would become your new bar-hopping best friends. Cartoon characters who drink might sound like an oxymoron considering cartoons are generally geared towards kids, but if the modern age taught anyone anything, adult humor and cartoons go hand-in-hand. In fact, adult cartoons feature all sorts of cartoon characters you'd see at a bar, some of whom appear just as often at a bar as they do at home. Looking at you, Mr. Simpson.

Many of TV's most lovable alcoholics appear on this list, and you may just want to sit down and talk with them about your own issues. But the possibility of drinking partners like Rick Sanchez and Sterling Archer opens the door to all sorts of outrageous and potentially dangerous adventures. But perhaps the best cartoon characters to have a beer with are people like Hank Hill, a down-to-earth drinker perfect for enjoying a cold one with the (cartoon) boys. Like alcohol itself, it all comes down to personal preference and what you can handle. Like Long Island iced-teas, some choices are more juvenile than others.

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453 174
Bender is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Futurama, Futurama
2
369 182
Homer Simpson is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
The Simpsons, Stand Up to Cancer, Do the Bartman
3
462 249
Rick Sanchez is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Rick and Morty
4
335 198
Peter Griffin is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Family Guy, Family Guy Universe
5
311 209
Sterling Archer is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
6
294 196
Jessica Rabbit is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Roller Coaster Rabbit, Trail Mix-Up, Tummy Trouble
7
267 177
Brian Griffin is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Family Guy, Family Guy Universe
8
284 210
Genie is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Aladdin, The Return of Jafar, Aladdin and the King of Thieves
9
232 167
Bob Belcher is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Bob's Burgers
10
193 139
Bugs Bunny is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Baby Looney Tunes, Big House Bunny, Mutiny on the Bunny
11
187 139
Shaggy is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Street
12
176 130
Stan Smith is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
American Dad!, Inside the CIA
13
231 200
Randy Marsh is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
South Park
14
161 132
Stewie Griffin is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Family Guy, Family Guy Universe
15
159 135
Donkey is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Shrek the Halls, Shrek the Third, Shrek
16
172 151
Hank Hill is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
King of the Hill
17
134 117
Mike Wazowski is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Monsters, Inc., Mike's New Car
18
118 119
Fred Flintstone is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
The Flintstones, The Jetsons Meet the Flintstones, The Flintstones
19
124 137
Johnny Bravo is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Johnny Bravo
20
127 149
Kronk is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Kronk's New Groove, The Emperor's New Groove
21
115 137
Cosmo and Wanda is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
22
100 133
Mario is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Fanboys, Mario ek Maria dan lotel, Super Mario Bros.
23
95 129
Woody is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Footloose, Footloose
24
90 125
Garfield is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
A Garfield Christmas, Garfield and Friends, Garfield: The Movie
25
71 126
Buzz Lightyear is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Buzz Lightyear of Star Command, Toy Story 2, Small Fry