Total Nerd Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With  

Shanell Mouland
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List Rules Vote up the cartoon characters who you'd open a tab for.

Imagine living in a world a la Roger Rabbit or Space Jam, where two and three-dimensional characters live and drink together in harmony. If you lived in such a place, the alcoholic cartoon characters everyone knows and loves would become your new bar-hopping best friends. Cartoon characters who drink might sound like an oxymoron considering cartoons are generally geared towards kids, but if the modern age taught anyone anything, adult humor and cartoons go hand-in-hand. In fact, adult cartoons feature all sorts of cartoon characters you'd see at a bar, some of whom appear just as often at a bar as they do at home. Looking at you, Mr. Simpson.

Many of TV's most lovable alcoholics appear on this list, and you may just want to sit down and talk with them about your own issues. But the possibility of drinking partners like Rick Sanchez and Sterling Archer opens the door to all sorts of outrageous and potentially dangerous adventures. But perhaps the best cartoon characters to have a beer with are people like Hank Hill, a down-to-earth drinker perfect for enjoying a cold one with the (cartoon) boys. Like alcohol itself, it all comes down to personal preference and what you can handle. Like Long Island iced-teas, some choices are more juvenile than others.

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406 154
Bender is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Futurama, Futurama

2
427 223
Rick Sanchez is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Rick and Morty

3
312 169
Homer Simpson is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
The Simpsons, Stand Up to Cancer, Do the Bartman

4
289 177
Peter Griffin is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Family Guy, Family Guy Universe

5
286 189
Sterling Archer is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With

6
233 162
Brian Griffin is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Family Guy, Family Guy Universe

7
255 185
Jessica Rabbit is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Roller Coaster Rabbit, Trail Mix-Up, Tummy Trouble

8
255 194
Genie is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Aladdin, The Return of Jafar, Aladdin and the King of Thieves

9
205 153
Bob Belcher is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Bob's Burgers

10
159 123
Shaggy is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Street

11
151 116
Stan Smith is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
American Dad!, Inside the CIA

12
213 180
Randy Marsh is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
South Park

13
158 127
Bugs Bunny is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Baby Looney Tunes, Big House Bunny, Mutiny on the Bunny

14
156 134
Hank Hill is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
King of the Hill

15
136 121
Stewie Griffin is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Family Guy, Family Guy Universe

16
135 124
Donkey is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Shrek the Halls, Shrek the Third, Shrek

17
110 107
Mike Wazowski is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Monsters, Inc., Mike's New Car

18
121 130
Kronk is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Kronk's New Groove, The Emperor's New Groove

19
101 107
Fred Flintstone is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
The Flintstones, The Jetsons Meet the Flintstones, The Flintstones

20
107 121
Johnny Bravo is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Johnny Bravo

21
105 120
Cosmo and Wanda is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With

22
85 117
Mario is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Fanboys, Mario ek Maria dan lotel, Super Mario Bros.

23
78 109
Garfield is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
A Garfield Christmas, Garfield and Friends, Garfield: The Movie

24
82 115
Woody is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Footloose, Footloose

25
62 110
Buzz Lightyear is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Buzz Lightyear of Star Command, Toy Story 2, Small Fry

26
60 119
Revy is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Black Lagoon

27
58 119
Yogi Bear is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Yogi Bear, Yogi's Great Escape, Yogi's Ark Lark

28
56 122
SpongeBob is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With

29
46 116
Papa Smurf is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
The Smurfs, The Smurfs, The Smurfs 2

30
46 117
He-Man is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
The New Adventures of He-Man, He-Man and the Masters of the Universe, The Secret of the Sword