Total Nerd Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With  

Shanell Mouland
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List Rules Vote up the cartoon characters who you'd open a tab for.

Imagine living in a world a la Roger Rabbit or Space Jam, where two and three-dimensional characters live and drink together in harmony. If you lived in such a place, the alcoholic cartoon characters everyone knows and loves would become your new bar-hopping best friends. Cartoon characters who drink might sound like an oxymoron considering cartoons are generally geared towards kids, but if the modern age taught anyone anything, adult humor and cartoons go hand-in-hand. In fact, adult cartoons feature all sorts of cartoon characters you'd see at a bar, some of whom appear just as often at a bar as they do at home. Looking at you, Mr. Simpson.

Many of TV's most lovable alcoholics appear on this list, and you may just want to sit down and talk with them about your own issues. But the possibility of drinking partners like Rick Sanchez and Sterling Archer opens the door to all sorts of outrageous and potentially dangerous adventures. But perhaps the best cartoon characters to have a beer with are people like Hank Hill, a down-to-earth drinker perfect for enjoying a cold one with the (cartoon) boys. Like alcohol itself, it all comes down to personal preference and what you can handle. Like Long Island iced-teas, some choices are more juvenile than others.

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429 162
Bender is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Futurama, Futurama

2
441 233
Rick Sanchez is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Rick and Morty

3
336 175
Homer Simpson is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
The Simpsons, Stand Up to Cancer, Do the Bartman

4
304 189
Peter Griffin is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Family Guy, Family Guy Universe

5
298 197
Sterling Archer is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With

6
272 188
Jessica Rabbit is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Roller Coaster Rabbit, Trail Mix-Up, Tummy Trouble

7
247 167
Brian Griffin is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Family Guy, Family Guy Universe

8
267 200
Genie is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Aladdin, The Return of Jafar, Aladdin and the King of Thieves

9
219 158
Bob Belcher is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Bob's Burgers

10
175 129
Bugs Bunny is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Baby Looney Tunes, Big House Bunny, Mutiny on the Bunny

11
165 120
Stan Smith is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
American Dad!, Inside the CIA

12
172 130
Shaggy is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Street

13
222 189
Randy Marsh is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
South Park

14
149 126
Stewie Griffin is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Family Guy, Family Guy Universe

15
163 143
Hank Hill is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
King of the Hill

16
147 129
Donkey is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Shrek the Halls, Shrek the Third, Shrek

17
121 114
Mike Wazowski is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Monsters, Inc., Mike's New Car

18
111 113
Fred Flintstone is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
The Flintstones, The Jetsons Meet the Flintstones, The Flintstones

19
125 141
Kronk is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Kronk's New Groove, The Emperor's New Groove

20
111 132
Johnny Bravo is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Johnny Bravo

21
108 130
Cosmo and Wanda is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With

22
82 118
Garfield is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
A Garfield Christmas, Garfield and Friends, Garfield: The Movie

23
89 128
Mario is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Fanboys, Mario ek Maria dan lotel, Super Mario Bros.

24
86 124
Woody is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Footloose, Footloose

25
66 119
Buzz Lightyear is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Buzz Lightyear of Star Command, Toy Story 2, Small Fry