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Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With  

Shanell Mouland
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List Rules Vote up the cartoon characters who you'd open a tab for.

Imagine living in a world a la Roger Rabbit or Space Jam, where two and three-dimensional characters live and drink together in harmony. If you lived in such a place, the alcoholic cartoon characters everyone knows and loves would become your new bar-hopping best friends. Cartoon characters who drink might sound like an oxymoron considering cartoons are generally geared towards kids, but if the modern age taught anyone anything, adult humor and cartoons go hand-in-hand. In fact, adult cartoons feature all sorts of cartoon characters you'd see at a bar, some of whom appear just as often at a bar as they do at home. Looking at you, Mr. Simpson.

Many of TV's most lovable alcoholics appear on this list, and you may just want to sit down and talk with them about your own issues. But the possibility of drinking partners like Rick Sanchez and Sterling Archer opens the door to all sorts of outrageous and potentially dangerous adventures. But perhaps the best cartoon characters to have a beer with are people like Hank Hill, a down-to-earth drinker perfect for enjoying a cold one with the (cartoon) boys. Like alcohol itself, it all comes down to personal preference and what you can handle. Like Long Island iced-teas, some choices are more juvenile than others.

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Bender is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Futurama, Futurama
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Homer Simpson is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
The Simpsons, Stand Up to Cancer, Do the Bartman
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Rick Sanchez is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Rick and Morty
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Peter Griffin is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Family Guy, Family Guy Universe
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Jessica Rabbit is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Roller Coaster Rabbit, Trail Mix-Up, Tummy Trouble
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Brian Griffin is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Family Guy, Family Guy Universe
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Sterling Archer is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
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Bugs Bunny is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Baby Looney Tunes, Big House Bunny, Mutiny on the Bunny
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Bob Belcher is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Bob's Burgers
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Genie is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Aladdin, The Return of Jafar, Aladdin and the King of Thieves
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Shaggy is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Street
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Stan Smith is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
American Dad!, Inside the CIA
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Stewie Griffin is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Family Guy, Family Guy Universe
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Donkey is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Shrek the Halls, Shrek the Third, Shrek
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Randy Marsh is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
South Park
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Mike Wazowski is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Monsters, Inc., Mike's New Car
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Hank Hill is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
King of the Hill
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Fred Flintstone is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
The Flintstones, The Jetsons Meet the Flintstones, The Flintstones
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Johnny Bravo is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Johnny Bravo
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Cosmo and Wanda is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
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Kronk is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Kronk's New Groove, The Emperor's New Groove
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Mario is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Fanboys, Mario ek Maria dan lotel, Super Mario Bros.
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Woody is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Footloose, Footloose
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Garfield is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
A Garfield Christmas, Garfield and Friends, Garfield: The Movie
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Buzz Lightyear is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Buzz Lightyear of Star Command, Toy Story 2, Small Fry