Total Nerd Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With  

Shanell Mouland
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List Rules Vote up the cartoon characters who you'd open a tab for.

Imagine living in a world a la Roger Rabbit or Space Jam, where two and three-dimensional characters live and drink together in harmony. If you lived in such a place, the alcoholic cartoon characters everyone knows and loves would become your new bar-hopping best friends. Cartoon characters who drink might sound like an oxymoron considering cartoons are generally geared towards kids, but if the modern age taught anyone anything, adult humor and cartoons go hand-in-hand. In fact, adult cartoons feature all sorts of cartoon characters you'd see at a bar, some of whom appear just as often at a bar as they do at home. Looking at you, Mr. Simpson.

Many of TV's most lovable alcoholics appear on this list, and you may just want to sit down and talk with them about your own issues. But the possibility of drinking partners like Rick Sanchez and Sterling Archer opens the door to all sorts of outrageous and potentially dangerous adventures. But perhaps the best cartoon characters to have a beer with are people like Hank Hill, a down-to-earth drinker perfect for enjoying a cold one with the (cartoon) boys. Like alcohol itself, it all comes down to personal preference and what you can handle. Like Long Island iced-teas, some choices are more juvenile than others.

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376 149
Bender is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Futurama, Futurama

2
397 219
Rick Sanchez is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Rick and Morty

3
288 165
Homer Simpson is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
The Simpsons, Stand Up to Cancer, Do the Bartman

4
280 174
Sterling Archer is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With

5
272 169
Peter Griffin is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Family Guy, Family Guy Universe

6
241 179
Jessica Rabbit is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Roller Coaster Rabbit, Trail Mix-Up, Tummy Trouble

7
245 187
Genie is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Aladdin, The Return of Jafar, Aladdin and the King of Thieves

8
216 160
Brian Griffin is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Family Guy, Family Guy Universe

9
198 144
Bob Belcher is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Bob's Burgers

10
206 170
Randy Marsh is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
South Park

11
149 117
Bugs Bunny is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Baby Looney Tunes, Big House Bunny, Mutiny on the Bunny

12
147 118
Shaggy is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Street

13
138 110
Stan Smith is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
American Dad!, Inside the CIA

14
148 127
Hank Hill is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
King of the Hill

15
126 115
Stewie Griffin is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Family Guy, Family Guy Universe

16
125 121
Donkey is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Shrek the Halls, Shrek the Third, Shrek

17
101 102
Mike Wazowski is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Monsters, Inc., Mike's New Car

18
116 121
Kronk is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Kronk's New Groove, The Emperor's New Groove

19
95 101
Fred Flintstone is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
The Flintstones, The Jetsons Meet the Flintstones, The Flintstones

20
101 111
Cosmo and Wanda is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With

21
102 114
Johnny Bravo is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Johnny Bravo

22
80 112
Mario is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Fanboys, Mario ek Maria dan lotel, Super Mario Bros.

23
77 109
Woody is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Footloose, Footloose

24
71 105
Garfield is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
A Garfield Christmas, Garfield and Friends, Garfield: The Movie

25
58 104
Buzz Lightyear is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Buzz Lightyear of Star Command, Toy Story 2, Small Fry

26
58 112
Revy is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Black Lagoon

27
56 112
Yogi Bear is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
Yogi Bear, Yogi's Great Escape, Yogi's Ark Lark

28
51 117
SpongeBob is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With

29
42 112
He-Man is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
The New Adventures of He-Man, He-Man and the Masters of the Universe, The Secret of the Sword

30
41 111
Papa Smurf is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
The Smurfs, The Smurfs, The Smurfs 2