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Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With

Updated October 13, 2018 11.4k votes 1.1k voters 7.4k views30 items

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Imagine living in a world a la Roger Rabbit or Space Jam, where two and three-dimensional characters live and drink together in harmony. If you lived in such a place, the alcoholic cartoon characters everyone knows and loves would become your new bar-hopping best friends. Cartoon characters who drink might sound like an oxymoron considering cartoons are generally geared towards kids, but if the modern age taught anyone anything, adult humor and cartoons go hand-in-hand. In fact, adult cartoons feature all sorts of cartoon characters you'd see at a bar, some of whom appear just as often at a bar as they do at home. Looking at you, Mr. Simpson.

Many of TV's most lovable alcoholics appear on this list, and you may just want to sit down and talk with them about your own issues. But the possibility of drinking partners like Rick Sanchez and Sterling Archer opens the door to all sorts of outrageous and potentially dangerous adventures. But perhaps the best cartoon characters to have a beer with are people like Hank Hill, a down-to-earth drinker perfect for enjoying a cold one with the (cartoon) boys. Like alcohol itself, it all comes down to personal preference and what you can handle. Like Long Island iced-teas, some choices are more juvenile than others.

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    Bender is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
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    Bender

    Futurama, Futurama
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    Homer Simpson is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
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    Homer Simpson

    The Simpsons, Stand Up to Cancer
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    Rick Sanchez is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
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    Rick Sanchez

    Rick and Morty
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    Peter Griffin is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
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    Peter Griffin

    Family Guy, Family Guy Universe
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    Brian Griffin is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
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    Brian Griffin

    Family Guy, Family Guy Universe
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    Jessica Rabbit is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
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    Jessica Rabbit

    Roller Coaster Rabbit, Trail Mix-Up
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    Bugs Bunny is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
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    Bugs Bunny

    Baby Looney Tunes, Big House Bunny
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    Shaggy is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
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    Shaggy

    Street
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    Sterling Archer is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
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    Genie is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
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    Genie

    Aladdin, The Return of Jafar
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    Bob Belcher is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
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    Bob Belcher

    Bob's Burgers
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    Mike Wazowski is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
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    Mike Wazowski

    Monsters, Inc.
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    Donkey is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
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    Donkey

    Shrek the Halls, Shrek the Third
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    Stan Smith is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
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    Stan Smith

    American Dad!, Inside the CIA
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    Stewie Griffin is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
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    Stewie Griffin

    Family Guy, Family Guy Universe
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    Hank Hill is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
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    Hank Hill

    King of the Hill
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    Randy Marsh is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
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    Randy Marsh

    South Park
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    Fred Flintstone is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
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    Fred Flintstone

    The Flintstones, The Jetsons Meet the Flintstones
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    Revy is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
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    Revy

    Black Lagoon
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    Cosmo And Wanda is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
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    Johnny Bravo is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
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    Johnny Bravo

    Johnny Bravo
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    Kronk is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
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    Kronk

    Kronk's New Groove, The Emperor's New Groove
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    Woody is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
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    Woody

    Footloose, Footloose
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    Mario is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
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    Mario

    Fanboys, Mario ek Maria dan lotel
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    Garfield is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Cartoon Characters You Totally Want To Have A Beer With
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    Garfield

    A Garfield Christmas, Garfield and Friends
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