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These Quotes From Castiel Are Probably Better In Enochian

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Updated November 7, 2020 3.2K votes 375 voters

These are the best Castiel quotes. Played by Misha Collins, Castiel is the wise Angel of the Lord who helps the Winchesters in their battles. Most of Castiel’s best one-liners come from his interactions with Dean and Sam Winchester. Let's take a look at the best Castiel quotes of all time, including favorites such as "I miss you PB and J," "Please don't make my last moments be spent watching you die. Just run,” and, of course, "I love you. Goodbye Dean."

Since Cass is an angel, many of the greatest Castiel quotes are full of spiritual themes that help guide the characters, though he also prods them with less than heavenly words. It often feels like all of the things Castiel says are memorable but which of these are the best Castiel quotes?

You get to help decide with your votes! Vote up your favorite Castiel quotes from Supernatural.

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  • It Is Actually A Little Funny
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    It Is Actually A Little Funny

    Dean: You know, it's kind of funny, talking to a messenger of God on a cell phone. It's, you know, like watching a Hell's Angel ride a moped.

    Castiel: This isn't funny, Dean! The voice says I'm almost out of minutes!

    239 votes
  • No Righteous Path
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    No Righteous Path

    Castiel: Now I realize that there is no righteous path. It's just people trying to do their best in a world where it's far too easy to do your worst.

    183 votes
  • Skills
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    220 VOTES

    Skills

    Castiel: I learned that from the pizza man.

    220 votes
  • Prime Numbers
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    205 VOTES

    Prime Numbers

    Castiel: Why is 6 afraid of 7? I assume it's because 7 is a prime number and prime numbers can be intimidating.

    205 votes
  • People Skills
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    219 VOTES

    People Skills

    Castiel: My "people skills'" are "rusty". Pardon me, but I have spent the last "year" as a multi-dimensional wavelength of celestial intent.

    219 votes
  • PB&J
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    PB&J

    Castiel: But... I enjoyed the taste of food. Particularly peanut butter with grape jelly, not jam. Jam I found unsettling.

    Sam: So, what? Now you can't taste PB and J.

    Castiel: No I taste every molecule.

    Sam: Not the sum of its parts, huh.

    Castiel: It's overwhelming. It's disgusting. I miss you PB and J.

    181 votes