These Quotes From Castiel Are Probably Better In Enochian

These are the best Castiel quotes. Played by Misha Collins, Castiel is the wise Angel of the Lord who helps the Winchesters in their battles. Most of Castiel’s best one-liners come from his interactions with Dean and Sam Winchester. Let's take a look at the best Castiel quotes of all time, including favorites such as "I miss you PB and J," "Please don't make my last moments be spent watching you die. Just run,” and, of course, "I love you. Goodbye Dean."

Since Cass is an angel, many of the greatest Castiel quotes are full of spiritual themes that help guide the characters, though he also prods them with less than heavenly words. It often feels like all of the things Castiel says are memorable but which of these are the best Castiel quotes?

You get to help decide with your votes! Vote up your favorite Castiel quotes from Supernatural.

  • It Is Actually A Little Funny
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    It Is Actually A Little Funny

    Dean: You know, it's kind of funny, talking to a messenger of God on a cell phone. It's, you know, like watching a Hell's Angel ride a moped.

    Castiel: This isn't funny, Dean! The voice says I'm almost out of minutes!

    234 votes
  • No Righteous Path
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    No Righteous Path

    Castiel: Now I realize that there is no righteous path. It's just people trying to do their best in a world where it's far too easy to do your worst.

    178 votes
  • Prime Numbers
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    Prime Numbers

    Castiel: Why is 6 afraid of 7? I assume it's because 7 is a prime number and prime numbers can be intimidating.

    201 votes
  • People Skills
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    People Skills

    Castiel: My "people skills'" are "rusty". Pardon me, but I have spent the last "year" as a multi-dimensional wavelength of celestial intent.

    216 votes
  • Skills
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    Castiel: I learned that from the pizza man.

    216 votes
  • You Changed Me, Dean
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    You Changed Me, Dean

    Castiel: I never found an answer because the one thing I want is something I know I can’t have. But I think I know now happiness isn’t in the having. It’s in just being. Knowing you has changed me. Because you cared, I cared. I cared about the whole world because of you. You changed me, Dean.

    Dean: Why does this sound like a goodbye?

    Castiel: It is. I love you. Goodbye, Dean.

    223 votes