These Quotes From Castiel Are Probably Better In Enochian

These are the best Castiel quotes. Played by Misha Collins, Castiel is the wise Angel of the Lord who helps the Winchesters in their battles. Most of Castiel’s best one-liners come from his interactions with Dean and Sam Winchester. Let's take a look at the best Castiel quotes of all time, including favorites such as "I miss you PB and J," "Please don't make my last moments be spent watching you die. Just run,” and, of course, "I love you. Goodbye Dean."

Since Cass is an angel, many of the greatest Castiel quotes are full of spiritual themes that help guide the characters, though he also prods them with less than heavenly words. It often feels like all of the things Castiel says are memorable but which of these are the best Castiel quotes?

You get to help decide with your votes! Vote up your favorite Castiel quotes from Supernatural.

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  • It Is Actually A Little Funny
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    244 VOTES

    It Is Actually A Little Funny

    Dean: You know, it's kind of funny, talking to a messenger of God on a cell phone. It's, you know, like watching a Hell's Angel ride a moped.

    Castiel: This isn't funny, Dean! The voice says I'm almost out of minutes!

    244 votes
  • No Righteous Path
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    No Righteous Path

    Castiel: Now I realize that there is no righteous path. It's just people trying to do their best in a world where it's far too easy to do your worst.

    185 votes
  • I Remember
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    I Remember

    Castiel: I remember being at a shoreline, watching a little grey fish heave itself up on the beach. And an older brother saying, 'Don't step on that fish Castiel, big plans for that fish.' I remember the Tower of Babel—all 37 feet of it, which I suppose was impressive at the time. And when it fell they howled, 'Divine Wrath!' But come on, dried dung can only be stacked so high.

    156 votes
  • Skills
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    224 VOTES


    Castiel: I learned that from the pizza man.

    224 votes
  • Prime Numbers
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    207 VOTES

    Prime Numbers

    Castiel: Why is 6 afraid of 7? I assume it's because 7 is a prime number and prime numbers can be intimidating.

    207 votes
  • People Skills
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    220 VOTES

    People Skills

    Castiel: My "people skills'" are "rusty". Pardon me, but I have spent the last "year" as a multi-dimensional wavelength of celestial intent.

    220 votes