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The Funniest Things Charlie Kelly Ever Said 

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Updated November 5, 2019 66 votes 12 voters 1.1k views 23 items

There are so many good ones, but do you have a favorite Charlie Kelly (Charlie Day) quote from It's Always Sunny? He may be the butt of a lot of the gang's jokes on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, but he's proven himself to be a compassionate and caring guy... even if he is a crazy stalker who does every drug imaginable (to include drinking paint).

From his rather correct comment on the difficulty of finding employment with "Just get a job? Why don’t I strap on my job helmet, and squeeze down into a job cannon, and fire off into Jobland, where jobs grow on Jobbies" to slightly less poignant comments about life with "No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.," let's take a look at the greatest Charlie Kelly quotes in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia history, ranked by your votes. 

Whatever your favorite Charlie Kelly quotes are, vote them up so Carol in HR will definitely see them.

Eat Snickers is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Funniest Things Charlie Kelly Ever Said
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Eat Snickers

Charlie: I eat stickers all the time, dude!

 

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Just Here To Eat Some Du... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Funniest Things Charlie Kelly Ever Said
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Just Here To Eat Some Dude

Charlie: Cannibalism? Racism? Dude, that's not for us...those decisions are better left to the suits in Washington. We're just here to eat some dude!

 

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Pirates Live In There is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Funniest Things Charlie Kelly Ever Said
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Pirates Live In There

Charlie: Ohh sh*t! Look at that door, dude. See that door there? The one marked "Pirate"? You think a pirate lives in there?

 

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Unbang Your Mom is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Funniest Things Charlie Kelly Ever Said
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Unbang Your Mom

Charlie: No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.

 

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