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The Funniest Things Charlie Kelly Ever Said  

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There are so many good ones, but do you have a favorite Charlie Kelly (Charlie Day) quote from It's Always Sunny? He may be the butt of a lot of the gang's jokes on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, but he's proven himself to be a compassionate and caring guy... even if he is a crazy stalker who does every drug imaginable (to include drinking paint).

From his rather correct comment on the difficulty of finding employment with "Just get a job? Why don’t I strap on my job helmet, and squeeze down into a job cannon, and fire off into Jobland, where jobs grow on Jobbies" to slightly less poignant comments about life with "No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.," let's take a look at the greatest Charlie Kelly quotes in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia history, ranked by your votes. 

Whatever your favorite Charlie Kelly quotes are, vote them up so Carol in HR will definitely see them.

Just Here To Eat Some Dude is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Funniest Things Charlie Kelly Ever Said
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Just Here To Eat Some Dude

Charlie: Cannibalism? Racism? Dude, that's not for us...those decisions are better left to the suits in Washington. We're just here to eat some dude!

 

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Jobs Grow On Jobbies is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Funniest Things Charlie Kelly Ever Said
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Jobs Grow On Jobbies

Charlie: Just get a job? Why don’t I strap on my job helmet, and squeeze down into a job cannon, and fire off into Jobland, where jobs gron on Jobbies?!!!

 

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Eat Snickers is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Funniest Things Charlie Kelly Ever Said
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Eat Snickers

Charlie: I eat stickers all the time, dude!

 

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Shove Anything is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Funniest Things Charlie Kelly Ever Said
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Shove Anything

Mac: Do you want to shove heroin into your *ss?
Charlie: Dude, I don't want to shove anything in my *ss!

 

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