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The Funniest Things Charlie Kelly Ever Said  

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There are so many good ones, but do you have a favorite Charlie Kelly (Charlie Day) quote from It's Always Sunny? He may be the butt of a lot of the gang's jokes on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, but he's proven himself to be a compassionate and caring guy... even if he is a crazy stalker who does every drug imaginable (to include drinking paint).

From his rather correct comment on the difficulty of finding employment with "Just get a job? Why don’t I strap on my job helmet, and squeeze down into a job cannon, and fire off into Jobland, where jobs grow on Jobbies" to slightly less poignant comments about life with "No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.," let's take a look at the greatest Charlie Kelly quotes in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia history, ranked by your votes. 

Whatever your favorite Charlie Kelly quotes are, vote them up so Carol in HR will definitely see them.

Just Here To Eat Some Du... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Funniest Things Charlie Kelly Ever Said
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Just Here To Eat Some Dude

Charlie: Cannibalism? Racism? Dude, that's not for us...those decisions are better left to the suits in Washington. We're just here to eat some dude!

 

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Unbang Your Mom is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Funniest Things Charlie Kelly Ever Said
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Unbang Your Mom

Charlie: No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.

 

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Something Delicious is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Funniest Things Charlie Kelly Ever Said
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Something Delicious

Charlie: Do wasps make honey?
Dennis: No wasps do not make honey.
Charlie: Alright well I'm gonna check it out anyway, there could be something delicious in here that wasps do make and I want that.

 

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Eat Snickers is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Funniest Things Charlie Kelly Ever Said
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Eat Snickers

Charlie: I eat stickers all the time, dude!

 

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