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The Best Chris Griffin Quotes From 'Family Guy'  

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Chris Griffin is one of Family Guy’s funniest characters. Voiced by Seth Green,  Chris lives with his parents, Peter and Lois Griffin. His interactions with his family and more specifically Meg have given us some amazing quotes on the show.

There are several funny lines from Chris like "Oh yeah? Well, you're hogging all the ugly!" to quotes that indicate just how silly he can be like "Cheesy Charlie's is great. They have a game where you put in a dollar and you get four quarters. I win every time," let's take a look at the greatest Chris Griffin quotes in Family Guy history, ranked by your votes. 

Whatever your favorite Christ Griffin quotes are, vote them up on the list below so they will climb closer to the top.

Four Quarters is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Chris Griffin Quotes From 'Family Guy'
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Four Quarters

Chris Griffin: Cheesy Charlie's is great. They have a game where you put in a dollar and you get four quarters. I win every time.

 

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Mine's Smarter is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Chris Griffin Quotes From 'Family Guy'
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Mine's Smarter

Chris Griffin: See, my dad's smarter than yours.

Meg Griffin: We have the same dad, lardo.

Chris Griffin: Yeah, but mine's smarter.

 

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Evil Monkey is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Chris Griffin Quotes From 'Family Guy'
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Evil Monkey

Chris Griffin: It'll be a good chance to get away from the evil monkey that lives in my closet.

 

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All The Ugly is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Chris Griffin Quotes From 'Family Guy'
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All The Ugly

Meg Griffin: Chris! You're hogging all the fans!

Chris Griffin: Oh yeah? Well, you're hogging all the ugly!

 

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