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The Most Hilarious Cleveland Brown Quotes

Updated October 2, 2020 1.4k votes 174 voters 10.5k views25 items

The best Cleveland Brown quotes prove why he deserved his own spin-off series. With that being said, some of his funniest quotes are from his time on Family Guy. But which of these hilarious Cleveland Brown quotes is the best ever? You get to help decide with your votes.

Vote up the Cleveland Brown character lines that make you laugh out loud and vote down any that you don't want to hear again.

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    Nasty

    Cleveland Brown: Oh... that's... nasty...

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    No! No! Noooo!

    Cleveland Brown: What the hell? No no no no no! I got to stop taking my baths during Peter's shenanigans.

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    White Pins

    Cleveland Brown: I must say, I do feel a strange satisfaction watching the black ball topple all those self-righteous white pins.

    Joe Swanson:  Can't blame 'em for being self-righteous, the black ball's in their neighborhood uninvited.

    Cleveland Brown: The black ball's done nothing wrong.

    Joe Swanson: If the black ball's innocent it has nothing to fear.

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    Cigarette

    Peter Griffin: What the hell is he talking about?

    Englishman: Oh, it's Cricket. Marvelous game, really. You see, the bowler hurls the ball toward the batter who tries to play away a fine leg. He endeavors to score by dashing between the creases, provided the wicket keeper hasn't whipped his bails off, of course.

    Peter Griffin: Anybody get that?

    Cleveland Brown: The only British idiom I know is that "f*g" means "cigarette."

    Peter Griffin: Well, someone tell this "cigarette" to shut up.

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