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As If You Didn't Already Know The Best 'Clueless' Quotes

Updated January 7, 2020 148 votes 17 voters25 items

Get hip with the funniest quotes from Clueless. Starring Alicia Silverstone, Stacey Dash, and Brittany Murphy, the 1995 teen comedy became an instant classic thanks to its many funny lines, memorable one-liners, and a couple inspirational quotes. What is your favorite movie from Clueless

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    Violence In The News

    Cher Horowitz: Until mankind is peaceful enough not to have violence on the news, there's no point in taking it out of shows that need it for entertainment value.


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    Expected To Swoon

    Cher Horowitz: So okay, I don't want to be a traitor to my generation and all, but I don't get how guys dress today. I mean, come on, it looks like they just fell out of bed and put on some baggy pants and take their greasy hair - ew - and cover it up with a backwards cap and like, we're expected to swoon? I don't think so.


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    Butt Crazy

    Cher Horowitz: I am totally butt crazy in love with Josh.


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    This Is America

    Tai: I could really use some sort of herbal refreshment.

    Dionne: Oh, well we do lunch in ten minutes. We don't have any tea, but we have Coke and stuff.

    Tai: No sh*t. You guys got Coke here?

    Dionne: Well, yeah.

    Cher Horowitz: Yeah, this is America.


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