Get hip with the funniest quotes from Clueless. Starring Alicia Silverstone, Stacey Dash, and Brittany Murphy, the 1995 teen comedy became an instant classic thanks to its many funny lines, memorable one-liners, and a couple inspirational quotes. What is your favorite movie from Clueless?
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Cher Horowitz: You see how picky I am about my shoes, and they only go on my feet.
Cher Horowitz: So like, right now for example. The Haitians need to come to America. But some people are all, "What about the strain on our resources?" Well it's like when I had this garden party for my father's birthday, right? I put RSVP 'cause it was a sit-down dinner. But some people came that like did not RSVP. I was like totally buggin'. I had to haul *ss to the kitchen, redistribute the food, and squish in extra place settings. But by the end of the day it was, like, the more the merrier. And so if the government could just get to the kitchen, rearrange some things, we could certainly party with the Haitians. And in conclusion may I please remind you it does not say RSVP on the Statue of Liberty. Thank you very much.
Tai: Why should I listen to you, anyway? You're a virgin who can't drive.
Cher: That was way harsh, Tai.
Mel : Where are you?
Cher Horowitz: I'm just having a snack at my girlfriend's.
Mel : Where, in Kuwait?
Cher Horowitz: Is that in the valley?