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The Best Cosmo Kramer Quotes  

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What is your favorite Kramer quote of all time? Cosmo Kramer was described by his closest friends on Seinfeld as a "Hipster Doofus" on more than one occasion, and that's nothing if it isn't an apt description of the man who often had some rather funny things to say.

From the time he half-insulted/half-complimented Elaine to get her going at work with "Yeah, because you're perfect. You're a calculating, coldhearted businesswoman. And when there's dirty work to be done, you don't mind stomping on a few throats" to his more vulnerable comments about his personal appearance with "Jerry, my face is my livelihood, my allure...my twinkle! Everything I have I owe to this face," let's take a look at the greatest Kramer quotes in Seinfeld history, ranked by your votes.

Whatever your favorite Kramer quotes are, vote them up on the list below so they will climb closer to the top.

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Stomping On A Few Thoats is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Cosmo Kramer Quotes
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Stomping On A Few Thoats

Yeah, because you're perfect. You're a calculating, coldhearted businesswoman. And when there's dirty work to be done, you don't mind stomping on a few throats.

 

My Allure is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Cosmo Kramer Quotes
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My Allure

Jerry, my face is my livelihood, my allure...my twinkle! Everything I have I owe to this face.

 

People Who Glitter is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Cosmo Kramer Quotes
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People Who Glitter

Kramer: You’re becoming one of the glitterati.
George: What’s that?
Kramer: People who glitter.

Dream In 3-D is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Cosmo Kramer Quotes
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Dream In 3-D

You ever dream in 3-D? It's like the boogeyman is coming right at you.