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The Best 'Crocodile Dundee' Quotes From Down Under

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The best quotes from Crocodile Dundee make you realize how funny the movie really is, even if you haven't seen it in a while. Let's rank the greatest quotes from Crocodile Dundee, with the help of your votes. Starring Paul Hogan, Linda Kozlowski, and John Meillon, Crocodile Dundee was directed by Peter Faiman and released in 1986.

What are your favorite lines from Crocodile Dundee? One of the memorable one-liners was when Sue said, "I'm always all right when I'm with you, Dundee. God, that sounds corny. Why do you always make me feel like Jane in a Tarzan comic?" Another great line from Crocodile Dundee is, "That's incredible. Imagine seven million people all wanting to live together. Yeah, New York must be the friendliest place on Earth." spoken by "Crocodile" Dundee who was played by Paul Hogan.

Vote up all the Crocodile Dundee quotes you want to see at the top of the list, regardless of which character they come from.

  • 1

    That's A Knife

    (Sue and Mick are being mugged by a few men and one has a small switch blade)

    Sue Charlton:  Mick, give him your wallet.

    Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: What for?

    Sue Charlton:  He's got a knife.

    Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee:  That's not a knife. (unshethes his signature bowie knife) That's a knife.

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    • 2

      Eat Me

      Sue Charlton: That croc was going to eat me alive.

      Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: Well, I wouldn't hold that against him. Same thought crossed my mind once or twice.

      Sue Charlton: Good night, Mick.

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      • 3

        Belong To It

        Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: Well, you see, Aborigines don't own the land.They belong to it. It's like their mother. See those rocks? Been standing there for 600 million years. Still be there when you and I are gone. So arguing over who owns them is like two fleas arguing over who owns the dog they live on.

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        • 4

          Taste Like

          Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: (an iguana is cooking on the fire) How do you like your goanna? Medium? Well done?

          Sue Charlton: You don't really expect me to eat that?

          Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: Yeah, it's great. Yeah, try some of these yams, try the grubs and the sugar ants. Just bite the end off, they're really sweet. Black fellas love 'em.

          Sue Charlton: (eats a beetle) What about you, aren't you having any?

          Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: (starts opening a can of food for himself) Me? Well, you can live on it, but it taste like sh*t.

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