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The Greatest Dale Gribble Quotes From 'King of the Hill'  

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Dale Gribble is Hank Hill's next door neighbor, but he's also a paranoid conspiracy nut who's willing to share the truth with you, even if you really don't want to hear it. Here is a list of the greatest Dale Gribble quotes of all time, ranked by your votes.

Showing off is not one of Dales setbacks. He's always ready to prove he's on another level than you with quotes like, "I killed eight gophers last year and a purebred Tennessee walking horse that was looking at me funny." Instead of coffee or tea to stay up all night, Dale finds comfort in soda - "Boil up some Mountain Dew; it's gonna be a long night." Dale Gribble quotes rarely seem to make sense, but that's honestly why we love them so much in the first place.

Vote up your favorite Dale Gribble quotes below, no matter what episode or season they are from, and try not to get pocket sand thrown in your eyes in the process.

From Up Here is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Greatest Dale Gribble Quotes From 'King of the Hill'
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From Up Here

Dale Gribble: [while standing on a tree branch] This...isn't...over. So long, suckers! [caws like a bird]

[He jumps off and falls flat on his face.]

Dale Gribble: [while laying face down in the dirt] Hank, I can see your house from up here

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Washington Lobbist is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Greatest Dale Gribble Quotes From 'King of the Hill'
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Washington Lobbist

[Dale is wearing a suit for Halloween.]

Dale Gribble: Booooo! I am a high-priced Washington lobbyist, peddling influence! Who wants candy?

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Wet My Pants is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Greatest Dale Gribble Quotes From 'King of the Hill'
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Wet My Pants

Dale Gribble: They wanted to see me wet my pants from fear... but they're too late!

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Pocket Sand! is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Greatest Dale Gribble Quotes From 'King of the Hill'
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Pocket Sand!

Dale Gribble: Pocket sand! Sh-sh-sha! (*tosses sand in the eyes of his attacker)

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