VOTE Darkwing Duck's 50 Most Hilarious Introductory Lines  

Cynthia Griffith
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Darkwing Duck was one of the most underappreciated television shows in the history of animation. It was riddled with pop culture references and witty little one liners. It shared capes with comic book characters and sounded off on some of the most relevant pop culture topics of yesteryear. Who could forget the classic characters, the ones who were brave enough to be flawed in a cartoon network that all too often embraced stereotypes and impossible realities? There has only ever been one Darkwing. His daring will forever be remembered.

While there were several shining moments that made this cartoon great, none were quite so memorable as the intro lines from Darkwing Duck. The way the masked crusader introduced himself was always different, yet always the same. His famous, “I am the terror that flaps in the night,” followed by a beloved anecdote that only Darkwing himself could concoct will forever be remembered. Some of the lines he used were reflective of the times. Others were reflective of the episode itself (see the one about the flying saucer). All of them were classic Darkwing - wit, humor, sarcasm and a side of current events.  

Scrolling through these brainy one line Darkwing Duck introduction captions is guaranteed to be a nostalgic experience. Does anyone else remember back when there was a cash line and a check line? Can anyone else recall a time when people wore trousers and musicians had a hit parade? Here are some flashback Darkwing Duck theme phrases guaranteed to jog your memory. Which ones are your favorite?

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446 70
I Am The Batteries That Are Not Included.

335 63
I Am The Wrong Number That Wakes You At 3 A.M.

336 67
I Am The Low Rating That Cancels Your Program.

310 64
I Am The Weirdo Who Sits Next To You On The Bus.

300 64
I Am The Check Writer In The Cash Only Line.

253 47
I Am The Fast Food That Comes Back To Haunt You.

222 36
I Am The Stain That Can’t Be Rubbed Out.

297 69
I’m The Neurosis That Requires A $500 An Hour Shrink.

266 64
I Am The Ingrown Toenail On The Foot Of Crime.

257 60
I Am The Grade Curve That Gives You An F.

208 49
I Am The Repair Man Who Tells You Your Warranty Has Run Out.

199 45
I Am The Zit That Forms When You’ve Got A Really Big Date.

211 57
I Am The Rhinestones On The Jump Suit Of Justice.

228 66
I Am The Chill That Runs Up Your Spine.

191 52
I Am The Auditor Who Wants To Look At Your Books.

183 53
I Am The Jailer Who Throws Away The Key. I Am… Feeling Really Stupid. Boy I Hate It When I’m Early.

168 45
I’m The Surprise In Your Cereal Box.

181 53
I Am The Widget Missing From The Easy To Assemble Swing Set.

153 38
I Am The Bubble Gum That Clings To Your Shoe.

159 44
I Am The Combination Lock On The Vault Of Justice.

164 54
I Am The Pin That Will Burst Your Bubble.

145 44
I Am The $10 Service Charge On All Return Checks.

145 45
I Am The Single Career Man All Women Want To Date.

142 44
I Am The Raspberry Seed You Can’t Floss Out.

126 43
I Am The Cloud That Rains On Your Hit Parade.