The Best Insults From 'Deadpool'
One of the funniest aspects of the Deadpool movie has to be the numerous insults thrown from one character to another. The movie is chock-full of amazing one-liners ranging from the disturbingly clever to the just plain wrong, but that's why we love it!
There were so many amazing insults and funny lines from Deadpool that made it into the final cut, there were even a bunch that fell to the cutting-room floor. Those aren't going to pop up into this list, though, simply due to the fact that enough gems made it through to become the best insults in the movie. Seeing as he breaks the fourth wall all the time, it's perfectly natural to imagine Ryan Reynolds's Deadpool is saying these directly to you as you read them.
From quick one-liners to hilarious quotes, check them all out below, and vote up the ones you find most clever, mean, or ultimately insulting!
Star in your own horror films. Because you look like Freddy Krueger face-f*cked a topographical map of Utah.Weasel, Deadpool
If I ever decide to become a crime-fighting sh*t swizzler, who rooms with a bunch of other little whiners at Neverland Mansion with some creepy, old, bald, Heaven's Gate-looking motherf*cker... on that day, I'll send your shiny, happy ass a friend request.Wade Wilson, Deadpool
You look like an avocado had sex with an older, more disgusting avocado.Weasel, Deadpool
How tough can he be with a name like Francis?Wade Wilson, Deadpool
I want to die a natural death at the age of 102 - like the city of Detroit.Wade Wilson, Deadpool
Oh, I so pity the dude who pressures her into prom sex.Wade Wilson, Deadpool