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The Best Insults From 'Deadpool'

List RulesVote up the sassiest lines and best burns from the entire 'Deadpool' franchise.

One of the funniest aspects of the Deadpool movie has to be the numerous insults thrown from one character to another. The movie is chock-full of amazing one-liners ranging from the disturbingly clever to the just plain wrong, but that's why we love it!

There were so many amazing insults and funny lines from Deadpool that made it into the final cut, there were even a bunch that fell to the cutting-room floor. Those aren't going to pop up into this list, though, simply due to the fact that enough gems made it through to become the best insults in the movie. Seeing as he breaks the fourth wall all the time, it's perfectly natural to imagine Ryan Reynolds's Deadpool is saying these directly to you as you read them.

From quick one-liners to hilarious quotes, check them all out below, and vote up the ones you find most clever, mean, or ultimately insulting!

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  • 1

    Star in your own horror films. Because you look like Freddy Krueger face-f*cked a topographical map of Utah.

    Weasel, Deadpool
    514
    66
  • 2

    If I ever decide to become a crime-fighting sh*t swizzler, who rooms with a bunch of other little whiners at Neverland Mansion with some creepy, old, bald, Heaven's Gate-looking motherf*cker... on that day, I'll send your shiny, happy ass a friend request.

    Wade Wilson, Deadpool
    499
    71
  • 3

    You look like an avocado had sex with an older, more disgusting avocado.

    Weasel, Deadpool
    524
    78
  • 4

    I want to die a natural death at the age of 102 - like the city of Detroit.

    Wade Wilson, Deadpool
    434
    58
  • 5

    How tough can he be with a name like Francis?

    Wade Wilson, Deadpool
    347
    43
  • 6

    Use seltzer water and lemon juice for blood. Or wear red, dumbass!

    Blind Al, Deadpool
    357
    46
  • 7

    Oh, I so pity the dude who pressures her into prom sex.

    Wade Wilson, Deadpool
    415
    65
  • 8

    How can I help you... besides luring children into a panel van?

    Wade Wilson, Deadpool
    373
    57
  • 9

    You're about to be killed by a zamboni.

    Wade Wilson, Deadpool
    384
    69
  • 10

    Which benefits? The matching unitards? The house that blows up every few years?

    Negasonic Teenage Warhead, Deadpool
    285
    41
  • 11

    Sure, I may be stuck looking like pepperoni flatbread, but at least f*ckface won't heal from that.

    Wade Wilson, Deadpool
    265
    37
  • 12

    Say the magic words, Fat Gandolf!

    Vanessa Carlysle, Deadpool
    324
    61
  • 13

    Sir, what does Miss Mama June taste like? Like two hobos f*cking in a shoe filled with piss.

    Wade Wilson,
    267
    44
  • 14

    It reeks like old lady pants in here.

    Wade Wilson, Deadpool
    213
    48
  • 15

    I will shoot your f*cking cat!

    Wade Wilson, Deadpool
    248
    70
  • 16

    F*ck, you're old.

    Negasonic Teenage Warhead, Deadpool
    213
    58
  • 17

    Suck a c*ck

    Wade Wilson, Deadpool
    184
    80
  • 18

    You little spider-monkey!

    Wade Wilson, Deadpool
    162
    68
  • 19

    Get it through your head or get out of f*ck town!

    Wade Wilson, Deadpool
    153
    63
  • 20

    You. A dishonorable discharge. Hip-deep in hookers. You're nothing.

    Francis "Ajax", Deadpool
    139
    99