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Dennis Reynolds Quotes You Need to Remember  

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What are the best Dennis Reynolds quotes in the history of It's Always Sunny? If you had to find a character on television who defined what a narcissistic sociopath is, you wouldn't have to look much further than Dennis, but that doesn't mean he isn't an amazing character on that is full of fantastic lines that we quote every day.

From his thoughts on film with "Without the sunglasses, Weekend at Bernie's would have been a very dark, strange tale" to the time his insanity bubbled to the surface with "I've contained my rage for as long as poissible, but I shall unleashe my fury upon you like the crushing of a thousand waves! Be gone, vile man!, Be gone from me! A sarter car! This car is a finisher car! A transporter of gods! The Golden God! I am unteathered and my rage knows no bounds!," let's take a look at the greatest Dennis Reynolds quotes in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia history, ranked by your votes. 

Whatever your favorite Dennis Reynolds quotes are, vote them up on the list below, and don't forget to always follow the D.E.N.N.I.S system.

Golden God is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Dennis Reynolds Quotes You Need to Remember
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Golden God

Dennis: Starter car? 
Customer: That's right.
Dennis: I've contained my rage for as long as poissible, but I shall unleashe my fury upon you like the crushing of a thousand waves! Be gone, vile man!, Be gone from me! A sarter car! This car is a finisher car! A transporter of gods! The Golden God! I am unteathered and my rage knows no bounds!

 

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I'd Like Some Welfare is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Dennis Reynolds Quotes You Need to Remember
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I'd Like Some Welfare

Dennis: Hi. I'm a recovering crack head. This is my retarded sister that I take care of. I'd like some welfare, please.

 

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D.E.N.N.I.S. System is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Dennis Reynolds Quotes You Need to Remember
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D.E.N.N.I.S. System

Dennis: Ladies and gentlemen, the D.E.N.N.I.S. System... is a comprehensive approach to seduction that I have perfected over the years. See, my success with women does not solely stem from my good looks and my charm. There is a careful, systemic approach... that has allowed me to become the playboy that I am today.

 

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Without The Sunglasses is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Dennis Reynolds Quotes You Need to Remember
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Without The Sunglasses

Dennis: Without the sunglasses, Weekend at Bernie's would have been a very dark, strange tale.

 

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