What are the best Dennis Reynolds quotes in the history of It's Always Sunny? If you had to find a character on television who defined what a narcissistic sociopath is, you wouldn't have to look much further than Dennis, but that doesn't mean he isn't an amazing character on that is full of fantastic lines that we quote every day.
From his thoughts on film with "Without the sunglasses, Weekend at Bernie's would have been a very dark, strange tale" to the time his insanity bubbled to the surface with "I've contained my rage for as long as poissible, but I shall unleashe my fury upon you like the crushing of a thousand waves! Be gone, vile man!, Be gone from me! A sarter car! This car is a finisher car! A transporter of gods! The Golden God! I am unteathered and my rage knows no bounds!," let's take a look at the greatest Dennis Reynolds quotes in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia history, ranked by your votes.
Whatever your favorite Dennis Reynolds quotes are, vote them up on the list below, and don't forget to always follow the D.E.N.N.I.S system.
Dennis: Starter car?
Customer: That's right.
Dennis: I've contained my rage for as long as poissible, but I shall unleashe my fury upon you like the crushing of a thousand waves! Be gone, vile man!, Be gone from me! A sarter car! This car is a finisher car! A transporter of gods! The Golden God! I am unteathered and my rage knows no bounds!
Dennis: Hi. I'm a recovering crack head. This is my retarded sister that I take care of. I'd like some welfare, please.
Dennis: The whole purpose of buying the boat in the first place was to get the ladies nice and tipsy top side, so we can take them to a nice comfortable place below deck, and you know, they can't refuse...because of the implication.
Mac: Okay you had me goin' there for the first half. The second half kinda threw me.
Dennis: Well dude, think about it. She's out in the middle of nowhere, with some dude she barely knows. She looks around and what does she see? Nothing but open ocean. 'Ah there's nowhere for me to run! What am I gonna do, say no?'
Mac: Okay. That seems really dark.
Dennis: You know what, Dee? I don't wanna hear about your dreams. I hate listening to people's dreams. It is like flipping through a stack of photographs. If I'm not in any of them and nobody is having sex, I just don't care.