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What are the best Dennis Reynolds quotes in the history of It's Always Sunny? If you had to find a character on television who defined what a psychopath is, you wouldn't have to look much further than Dennis, but that doesn't mean he isn't an amazing character on that is full of fantastic lines that we quote every day.

From his thoughts on film with "Without the sunglasses, Weekend at Bernie's would have been a very dark, strange tale" to the time his insanity bubbled to the surface with "I've contained my rage for as long as poissible, but I shall unleashe my fury upon you like the crushing of a thousand waves! Be gone, vile man!, Be gone from me! A sarter car! This car is a finisher car! A transporter of gods! The Golden God! I am unteathered and my rage knows no bounds!," let's take a look at the greatest Dennis Reynolds quotes in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia history, ranked by your votes. 

Whatever your favorite Dennis Reynolds quotes are, vote them up on the list below, and don't forget to always follow the D.E.N.N.I.S system.

Cargo Hold is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Dennis Reynolds Quotes
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Cargo Hold

Dennis: Well, if I've learned anything from films like Executive Decision or Passenger 57, there's always a way into the cargo hold.

 

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Without The Sunglasses is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Dennis Reynolds Quotes
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Without The Sunglasses

Dennis: Without the sunglasses, Weekend at Bernie's would have been a very dark, strange tale.

 

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I Just Don't Care is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Dennis Reynolds Quotes
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I Just Don't Care

Dennis: You know what, Dee? I don't wanna hear about your dreams. I hate listening to people's dreams. It is like flipping through a stack of photographs. If I'm not in any of them and nobody is having sex, I just don't care.

 

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I'd Like Some Welfare is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Dennis Reynolds Quotes
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I'd Like Some Welfare

Dennis: Hi. I'm a recovering crack head. This is my retarded sister that I take care of. I'd like some welfare, please.

 

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