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The Most Memorable 'Despicable Me' Quotes

The best Despicable Me quotes helped launch more than just a series of films. It launched a global phenomenon in the form of a bunch of small yellow guys called Minions. They'd go on to star in their own set of films as well as a bunch of memes you've probably seen on Facebook. The Minions may not have said much during this movie, but there are plenty of other great Despicable Me movie quotes that make it worth a rewatch. 

Vote for the lines you or your kids like to repeat ad nauseam. These quotes show why the film has remained one of the most popular children's films of the 21st century. 

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    He's So Fluffy

    Agnes: He's so fluffy, I'm gonna die!

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      Will You Read Us a Bedtime Story?

      Agnes: Will you read us a bedtime story?

      Gru: No.

      Agnes: Pretty please?

      Gru: The physical appearance of the please makes no difference. It is still no, so go to sleep.

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        I'm Going To Go To The Moon

        Young Gru: Mom, someday, I'm going to go to the moon.

        Gru's Mom: I'm afraid you're too late, son. NASA isn't sending the monkeys anymore.

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          Unless They're Dead

          Gru: Hello, Fred. FYI. Your dog has been leaving little bombs in my yard, and I do not appreciate it.

          Fred McDade: Oh you know dogs. They go where they want to go.

          Gru: Unless they're dead. I'm joking! Although it is true. Anyway, have a good one.

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