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The best way to spread holiday cheer is to laugh out loud for all to hear.

National Lampoon&#39;s <a href="https://www.ranker.com/list/christmas-vacation-behind-the-scenes/natalie-jonah" target="_blank">Christmas Vacation</a> is quite possibly the <a href="https://www.ranker.com/crowdranked-list/best-christmas-movies-of-all-time" target="_blank">best Christmas movie</a> of all time. Sure, there are other classics, but few have the distinction of being such an incredibly <a href="https://www.ranker.com/crowdranked-list/most-quotable-movies-of-all-time" target="_blank">quotable film</a>. Rich with turns of phrase about &quot;the sh*tter,&quot; Tylenol, dump trucks, and other holiday merriment, Christmas Vacation is John Hughes, screenwriter for the ages, at his finest.

What are the best lines in Christmas Vacation? How does a fan even decide? Sure, Clark (Chevy Chase) and Cousin Eddie (Randy Quaid) carry the film, but&nbsp;maybe you feel a strong affinity for Aunt Bethany and Uncle Lewis, or even find yourself&nbsp;partial to the select few zingers thrown about by Juliette Lewis as over-it teen Audrey Griswold. The good news is there are no wrong&nbsp;answers, and all funny&nbsp;Christmas Vacation quotes are deserving of your votes.

Why is the carpet all wet? Is Rusty still in the Navy? Have you saved the neck for Eddie? Help rank the funniest quotes from Christmas Vacation below by voting up the lines you repeat to patient friends and family members all year long.

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Funny Christmas movie quotes include the absolute most hilarious lines from holiday comedy movies. Which quotes from <a class="edS-cl" href="https://www.ranker.com/crowdranked-list/best-christmas-movies-of-all-time?ref=internalCrossLinking_keyword">funny Christmas movies</a>? From modern Christmas movie classics like&nbsp;A Christmas Story&nbsp;and <a href="https://www.ranker.com/list/best-christmas-vacation-lines/amylindorff" target="_blank">National&nbsp;Lampoon&#39;s Christmas Vacation</a>&nbsp;to the newest holiday movie releases like&nbsp;<a href="http://www.ranker.com/list/arthur-christmas-movie-quotes/movie-and-tv-quotes">Arthur Christmas,</a>&nbsp;these movies keep us laughing long after Santa arrives, gifts are opened and friends and family depart. Which Christmas&nbsp;movies have the funniest quotes? Behold, the greatest, funniest quotes from Christmas movies for young and old! Is your all-time favorite, funniest Christmas film quote not on the list? Definitely vote it up and be sure to vote for all your faves.

Whether it&#39;s Buddy the Elf (Will Ferrell, in the instant Christmas classic movie Elf), Billy Bob Thornton as the totally deranged, super-mean store Santa, Willie, in Bad Santa&nbsp;or Bill Murray as Frank Cross in 1988&#39;s awesome, twisted Christmas movie Scrooged,&nbsp;these characters gave us quotes that won&#39;t soon be forgotten. The best Christmas movie quotes stick with you long after the film&#39;s credits roll. What&#39;s the most quotable holiday movie ever? That&#39;s a tough choice, as you&#39;ll see from this list. If I had to pick just one, it would without a doubt be 1983&#39;s A Christmas Story. Bet I&#39;m not the only one who can quote it from memory! Besides, it&#39;s on 24/7 in the weeks leading up to Santa&#39;s big arrival - it&#39;s almost impossible not to watch it at least twice annually.

So let&#39;s raise a glass of warm apple cider (or hot chocolate, or both) to the great Christmas comedy movies. Enjoy the list, and happy holidays!

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There's nothing merrier than a good Christmas pun! Do you sometimes find yourself desperately attempting to repress your laughter as everyone else is rolling their eyes at a dumb pun that you secretly find hilarious? Do you have an annual alter-ego who just can’t get enough of eye roll-inducing Christmas puns and <a class="edS-cl" href="https://www.ranker.com/list/santa-jokes/jack-napier?ref=internalCrossLinking_keyword">funny Santa jokes</a> every time the holiday season rolls around? Well if so, you’ve come to the right place because we’re about to unleash some of the most ridiculous Christmas jokes and horrible holiday puns ever known to man!Here you’ll find everything from short <a class="edS-cl" href="https://www.ranker.com/list/christmas-jokes/jack-napier?ref=internalCrossLinking_keyword">funny Christmas jokes</a> to holiday puns so bad we dare you not to groan. Dreading going to your company’s yearly mind-numbing holiday bash? Why not get liven things up this year by showing up with a couple of bottles of wine and handful of these corny Christmas jokes that’ll do nothing if not loosen the mood! Going to a party full of kids where you’re usual R-rated humor may or may not be appropriate? We say, no problemo! If there’s anyone who can appreciate a good Christmas pun, it’s kids, so stock up on a few of the bad boys you’ll find below!Whether you’re into funny puns, are looking for a laugh, or are just in the market for a few good old fashioned corny ice breakers, we’ve got you covered with plenty of punny one liners for kids of all ages!

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Christmas is almost here, folks! You know what that means, right? Nativity scenes, manger scenes, and&nbsp;baby Jesuses everywhere! You know the drill: pick a room in the house, clear a surface, set up the figures, throw in some hay, and BOOM you&#39;re Christmas&#39;d up.&nbsp;

Now, generally, people will go with your standard issue Jesus, Joseph, and Mary with some wise men thrown in.&nbsp;But say you didn&#39;t want to go with a standard manger scene. There are other options. Who says Batman wasn&#39;t there? Are there pictures? Can you prove Batman didn&#39;t pop by? How about dinosaurs? Show proof that there weren&#39;t raptors or a T-Rex&nbsp;showing their dino-respect.

Here&#39;s an idea: recreate the classic nativity scene with a little twist by using whatever you have around the house. The beauty of all this is that you can be creative and customize your nativity set to serve whatever strikes your fancy!

These are the funniest nativity scenes from across the internet. May they inspire your sacrilegious side this holiday season!&nbsp;

All the best photos of ugly Christmas sweaters in one place so you can vote on the most ugly Christmas sweater ever knitted. These horrible holiday sweaters range from the weird to the wonderful with each ugly holiday sweater seemingly trying to outdo the next. Whether you&#39;re sitting around watching the <a href="/crowdranked-list/best-christmas-movies-of-all-time">best holiday movies</a>&nbsp;or mingling with friends at an ugly sweater party, you should know that there&#39;s hardly a chance your worst holiday sweater could top these fashion fails.&nbsp;

From terrifying Santas to strange looking babies, these terrible Christmas sweaters will keep you in stitches as you scroll&nbsp;through to see the best of the worst fashion of the Christmas season. While this isn&#39;t every bad Christmas sweater that ever existed, this horrible holiday sweater list contains pictures of the best of the worst holiday sweaters.

What is the ugliest Christmas sweater ever? Where can you buy ugly Christmas sweaters? Intentionally wearing an awful holiday sweater around Christmas time has become quite the thing to do, and the internet is all the better for it. Take some time while enjoying your <a href="/crowdranked-list/the-very-best-christmas-food">favorite holiday beverage</a> and vote for the worst Christmas sweater&nbsp;ever on this list of awful holiday sweaters.

This is a photo gallery of funny family Christmas pics. As we all learned in Little Miss Sunshine&nbsp;(the only movie to teach this), not all families are perfect. So the fact that we can gather together to take a photo is already a miracle, but below are miracles that happened to shine a little brighter than most.

Some went above and beyond and wore costumes, some worked in their pets, and some decided to bring accessories. So gather around the fire with your loved one and your laptops (some maybe one in the same) and gaze upon the family photos that rose above the rest.

Upvote which family Christmas photo you find funniest.

Sitting down for a big yuletide meal is an annual ritual for millions of&nbsp;families. The best Christmas dinner scenes in movies capture -- and, if we&#39;re being honest, sometimes exaggerate -- that experience. Many Christmas-themed films use such sequences because they offer a lot of important possibilites. For starters, showing the characters sitting down to eat together is realistic. There is also an opportunity to pull various elements together in a meaningful&nbsp;way. Everyone can talk, fight, or make up. Aspects&nbsp;of their personalities can be revealed. If the writing is good, these moments become highlights of the films.&nbsp;

The most famous Christmas dinner scenes in movies include the Griswold clan dealing with dry turkey and the doddering Aunt Bethany mistaking&nbsp;the Pledge of Allegiance for grace in National Lampoon&#39;s Christmas Vacation. And who could forget the Parker family eating at the only open establishment, a Chinese restaurant, in A Christmas Story? Those are funny Christmas dinner scenes. Others are more dramatic, like the one in Same Kind of Different as Me, in which tensions between a family rise to the surface. Believe it or not, there are even a couple of great horror examples.

Vote up the best Christmas dinner scenes in movies from the list below, regardless of which genre they are from.&nbsp;

We've all had our fair share of holiday fails. You see, sometimes, things don't always end up going exactly like you imagined them in your head. That's why this special holiday edition of “<a class="edS-cl" href="https://www.ranker.com/list/expectation-vs-reality-pictures/ashley-reign?ref=internalCrossLinking_keyword">expectation versus reality</a>” will make you feel right at home. Here you'll find a collection of <a class="edS-cl" href="https://www.ranker.com/list/funny-family-christmas-photos/abbey-grantham?ref=internalCrossLinking_keyword">funny Christmas photos</a> that demonstrate with startling clarity how things just don’t always turn out the way we dream, even - and perhaps especially - when it comes to the holidays.The next time you feel like your holiday season isn’t chalking up to much more than a series of unfortunate Christmas fails, know you're in good company. We’ll show you the horrible truth about what generally tends to transpire beneath the average mistletoe and what would happen if most of us ever actually attempted to roast chestnuts over an open fire. You’ll also regain the assurance that you’re not the only Pinterest user out there whose holiday DIY attempts tend to go completely awry each time you attempt to replicate those adorable holiday photos featuring babies or pets.No matter how hard the holidays may get each year, rest assured that as long as you’re armed with this expectation vs reality Christmas list, you’ll never have to face them alone.

Though it may be nice to get a bunch of those mass produced Christmas cards from your friends and family every year, they can never hold a candle to the truly priceless cheer that a ghetto Christmas card can bring. Though they may not always be G-rated or Santa-approved (or heck, even fully-clothed), there’s just something about trashy Christmas cards that usher in a sense of holiday nostalgia each and every season. That said, not everyone out there has been lucky enough to experience the joy of opening up a Christmas card from their pregnant cousin trying to pass her baby off as the only gift she’s gonna give anybody this year. That’s why we pulled together this list of some of the worst holiday greetings that ghetto Christmas cards have to offer. In the spirit of the holidays, it wouldn’t be right to horde all the delightfully tasteless things that happen to the card industry. So not only have we put together an impressive collection of tacky goodness, we’ve even included instructions for making your very own memorable Christmas card.So whether you’re the religious type who wants to keep it all about the birth of Jesus, or one of those girls who wants to show of her naked baby bump, <a class="edS-cl" href="https://www.ranker.com/list/good-anime-you-have-not-seen/anna-lindwasser?ref=internalCrossLinking_keyword">we guarantee you</a> we've got a little something for everyone.

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Are you a cat who has had it with your human&#39;s annual habit of bringing a tree into the house, decking it out in shiny objects, then forbidding you to play with it? Has your patience run out for sitting by while the tree smugly shines its lights throughout the holidays, knowing you&rsquo;ve been forbidden to bat those giant sparkly toys off its branches? What is a Christmas tree if not a giant cat toy? Well, this year, we say, &ldquo;No more!&rdquo; Here you&rsquo;ll find a collection of cats destroying holiday decorations that&rsquo;ll arm you with all the tips and tricks you need to take your home back from the pine-needled atrocity that&rsquo;s moved in on your space.

Below we&rsquo;ve gathered a classic collection of pictures and videos that capture the essence of the epic battle of cats vs Christmas trees. Here you&rsquo;ll witness cats and Christmas decorations battling it out once and for all, as you gain valuable skills for you own mission of Christmas tree destruction. We&rsquo;ll cover topics such as leaping tactics, stealth attacks, and even provide a variety of safety measures concerning what to do, should you ever find yourself caught in the act.

So whether you&rsquo;re a brand-new kitten battling the horrors of your first Christmas or a seasoned tree destroyer, get your tree-climbing claws ready. Here you&rsquo;ll find an epic celebration of the art of Christmas tree destruction - among the most sacred duties of kitty kind.

Not everyone decks the halls in style. Hey... there can only be one Martha Stewart, right? Individuality is important, but can we all agree that nothing throws a wet blanket on the Yuletide stoked hearth of the soul like a poorly envisioned, haphazardly slapped together, Christmas tree? These super weird and unusual, but oddly creative Christmas tree ideas will confound, confuse, and amaze you.&nbsp;Consider this collection of holiday photos a cautionary tale for your Christmas tree decorating endeavors. There's just no good explanation for any of these trees (other than maybe Godzilla tree). They're creative Christmas trees, but not necessarily in a good way.&nbsp;Some are just plain weird. Check out the ho-ho-horrendous Christmas trees that made us go &quot;huh?&quot; and vote for the most creative, yet most awkward and strange, ideas.

There&#39;s an old Christmas legend involving a tabby cat who Mary and Joseph befriended on the night Jesus was born, which may explain why you often see tiny figurines of cats in nativity scenes. As the legend goes, Mary was so grateful to the&nbsp;little barn cat for watching over Baby Jesus all night long that she reached down and petted his head. This, the story explains, is why the coloring on the heads of many tabby cats&nbsp;seems to form a letter &ldquo;M.&rdquo;

As you&rsquo;ll see from the following cat nativity scenes, many cats have not only never forgotten the role they played in the first Christmas, but also insist on making sure no one else ever does either. Here you&rsquo;ll find a collection of funny cat nativity scenes featuring kitties who insist on reenacting the story, no matter how small the manger in question may be.

From full-size nativity scenes in front of churches to tiny figurine mangers intended to decorate the foot of Christmas trees, you&rsquo;ll find that no scene is safe from the nearest cat&#39;s affection. These adorable little felines may not have been formally invited to the party, but they&rsquo;ve definitely succeeded in becoming the life of it!

For such a simple song, The Twelve Days Of Christmas holds impressive depths. With well over twenty variations, each putting its own spin on each of the twelve cumulative verses, the possible permutations of what one&#39;s true love has given seem endless. One more common version has risen to the top over the years, from English composer Frederic Austin in 1909. It&#39;s this version that the PNC Bank has used to gauge its <a href="https://www.pncchristmaspriceindex.com/" target="_blank">Christmas Price Index</a> since 1984.

From the fluctuating actual prices of the items themselves to the depth of personal value each one holds, what day of Christmas is the best, based on the gifts given by your true love? Is the twelfth day the best because not only does the cost of musicians continue to rise, but music is basically priceless and also you also get all the presents from the past eleven days? Or is that just Too Much and you&#39;re quite satisfied stopping at three French hens, a handful of other birds and one fruiting tree?

Ugly Christmas sweaters are a tradition that don&#39;t seem to be going anywhere. The ugly is here to stay.&nbsp;

Every year it seems like the countdown to Christmas begins earlier and earlier. But every true Christmas head knows that the real countdown to Christmas begins on December first. Obviously, the best way to count down to the big day is with an advent calendar. If you’ve never been so lucky as to have one of these in your home, an advent calendar is a way to count down to Christmas while receiving small gifts each day, usually chocolate. But thanks to the ingenuity and impatience of modern humans, funny advent calendars have been invented to make the wait until Christmas a little more enjoyable. Today, we’re starting the Christmas countdown with the best funny advent calendars to get you through the season.It’s true that there’s no shortage of funny Christmas merchandise, but a few DIY options aren’t going to hurt anybody, either. Whether you’re the kind of person who likes to get their drink on, or you have a pet you want to share the season with, there’s a funny advent calendar on this list just for you. If you’re a fan of the classic, chocolate in a small box calendars, that’s totally fine – everyone loves chocolate. But a lot of the calendars on this list go outside of the box, literally, and countdown to Christmas in new and hilarious ways.Vote up the silliest advent calendar on this list, whether it’s homemade or mass-produced, and then tell everyone how you’re passing the days until Christmas.

Thanks to our pop culture-obsessed society, pop culture nativity scenes are all the rage these days. Instead of the standard issue Jesus-Mary-Joseph manger scene that <a href="http://www.ranker.com/list/cat-nativity-scenes/ashley-reign">your cat is probably going to ruin</a> anyway, why not dig a little deeper and add your own personal spin to the holiday? Not only are these scenes unique, they're pretty much guaranteed to offend someone in your family.&nbsp;And isn't that what Christmas is truly all about?&nbsp;If you're searching for original manger scene ideas or photos of funny nativity scenes, look no further than this epic gallery.Whether you&nbsp;decorate your mantle with the entire cast of Game of Thrones&nbsp;or you go with a mash-up&nbsp;of figurines from all of your favorite shows, you will win Christmas with these unique manger ideas.&nbsp;Even if some people in your family frown upon it, there's no denying that these&nbsp;<a href="http://www.ranker.com/list/funny-nativity-scene-pictures/coy-jandreau">funny&nbsp;nativity scenes</a>&nbsp;are a lot more fun than normal ones.

In the weeks leading up to every kid’s favorite holiday, one of the most important parts about getting pumped for Christmas is writing a Christmas list. It’s the only way to let your parents, Santa, or anyone who you think is going to buy you presents know what you really want. And the things the kids on this list (a list of Christmas lists - so meta) really want is really funny. These funny kids Christmas lists are full of things that you’d never think to wish for in a million years – things like a trampoline to the moon, giant cockroaches, and bacon. You know, the kind of things that every kid wants. Break out the quill and fancy onion paper, and check out these kids who know exactly what they want for Christmas.The funny things kids want for Christmas totally crush the Christmas list game. Whether they’re asking for ALL THE PUZZLES or robot cats, the items on these funny Christmas lists are some of the best things that anyone has asked to receive on any holiday ever. So take a gander at the wacky things that kids put on their Christmas lists, and be inspired that so many of Santa’s beautiful children know exactly what they want out of life. Plus, if you want to make the nice list, be sure to vote up the funniest Christmas lists below and tell everyone what you’re asking Santa for this year - especially if it’s a trampoline that bounces you up to the moon, because that sounds crazy awesome.

Every year, just after Thanksgiving (or even after Halloween if you’re super impatient), families begin to put up their Christmas trees. Some people use popcorn, others use lights, but mostly everyone decorates their tree with a few homemade ornaments. While some people are able to make beautiful decorations with nothing but some string and a prayer, most of us aren’t so talented. That lack of talent is what leads us to proudly display some of the ugliest Christmas decorations ever made. From DIY messes to &quot;festive&quot; ornaments that look like a mummy fell apart in the sun, the last thing you’ll want to do with these ugly decorations is stick them on your tree. Most families decorate their Christmas tree with an angel or a star on top. But imagine if your six-year-old wanted to make their own angel to place at the focal point of the tree. You’d have to let them go for it or you’d be considered a Grinch. Even though, in your heart of hearts, you know it would be one of the ugliest Christmas ornaments you’d ever seen. For a little Christmas magic, sit back with a cup of eggnog and try not to spit take all over your computer when you see these bad Christmas decorations. Remember to upvote the biggest Christmas ornament fails, and tell us about your own holiday tree decoration that should have just been thrown in the trash.

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Pinterest makes holiday cooking and home crafting seem so damn easy, but you all know the sad, <a href="https://brutaltruth.bandcamp.com/album/extreme-conditions-demand-extreme-responses">brutal truth</a> lurking beneath that million dollar smile:&nbsp;it's a&nbsp;giant pinning&nbsp;board&nbsp;of lies. Who among you hasn't lain on the floor weeping, covered in raw baking or craft materials, a heartbeat away from washing down the rest of your sleeping pills&nbsp;with an entire bottle of wine, because you believed the person on Pinterest who told you it would be so simple to make the holidays glorious for your family?&nbsp;Below you will find brutal evidence of Christmas Pinterest fails and holiday Pinterest fails that expose the horror of reality covered up by Pinterest DIY propaganda.&nbsp;The good news is you can laugh at the Pinterest misfortunes of others thanks to this collection of Christmas craft fails and funny Christmas crafts gone horribly wrong, much as you might chuckle at <a href="http://www.ranker.com/list/santa-lap-face-swaps/nathandavidson">cringe-worthy Santa face swaps</a> or let fly with a bellowing guffaw of existential dread when thinking about the most <a href="http://www.ranker.com/list/brutal-21st-century-rebellions-and-uprisings/peterdugre">brutal rebellions, revolutions, and uprisings of the 21st century</a> so far.&nbsp;Sure, laughing at some poor fool's misfortune is the evil version of holiday spirit, but as you surely know by now, morality is subjective, all <a href="http://www.antiworld.se/project/references/texts/The_Society%20_Of%20_The%20_Spectacle.pdf">social relationships are mitigated by images</a> generated by profit-driven media ventures, and cruelty is fine so&nbsp;long as you&nbsp;drink&nbsp;gallons&nbsp;of&nbsp;eggnog and whiskey.

It's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas. In other words, your pets are probably wreaking havoc in your home. Whether it's your cat, who's adamant about being the star at the&nbsp;top of the&nbsp;tree, or your dog, who insists on eating the low-hanging ornaments, pets and Christmas pines&nbsp;just don't get along. Would it even be the holidays if you didn't watch your favorite family heirlooms careening from the branches of the tallest tree you could find at Home Depot?Most of us accept that the cost of doing business will&nbsp;amount&nbsp;to more than a few broken ornaments and a potential trip to the pet ER after your pup ingests too many pine needles. We shake it off because&nbsp;<a href="https://www.ranker.com/list/cats-and-christmas-trees/ashley-reign" target="_blank">animals in Christmas trees</a> are super cute, albeit wildly annoying from a practical standpoint (how do they manage to consistently knock everything over?). This year, though, people around the Internet are taking a stand.These genius innovators&nbsp;discovered the perfect ways&nbsp;to protect their&nbsp;trees.&nbsp;Their&nbsp;life hacks will make sure that your Christmas is kitty-proof.

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These Dr. Seuss&#39; The Grinch quotes are from Illumination Entertainment&#39;s (Despicable Me and The Secret Life of Pets) take on Dr. Seuss&#39;&nbsp;classic How the Grinch Stole Christmas.&nbsp;Scott Mosier&nbsp;and Yarrow Cheney worked together to direct this film with a screen play written by&nbsp;Michael LeSieur&nbsp;and Tommy Swerdlow.&nbsp;Dr. Seuss&#39; The Grinch opened theatrically&nbsp;November&nbsp;9,&nbsp;2018 and as you can imagine, it&#39;s full of comical quotes and heart-warming moments. What&#39;s your favorite?

In Dr. Seuss&#39; The Grinch, the Grinch&#39;s (Benedict Cumberbatch) hatred of Christmas for the past 53 years causes him to have a revelation on <a class="edS-cl" href="https://www.ranker.com/tags/how-to?ref=internalCrossLinking_tag">how to</a> ease his pain. He&#39;ll dress as Santa Claus&nbsp;himself and steal Christmas from the residents of Whoville. While ruining Christmas for everyone, he meets Cindy-Lou Who (Della Saba), who is sure he&#39;s the real Santa. With her love she slowly changes the Grinch&#39;s feeling towards Christmas.

Do you have a favorite quote from&nbsp;The Grinch?&nbsp;Vote up the most memorable&nbsp;Grinch&nbsp;quotes that made your heart grow three times.

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These Dr. Seuss' The Grinch quotes are from Illumination Entertainment's (Despicable Me and The Secret Life of Pets) take on Dr. Seuss'&nbsp;classic How the ...