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The Greatest Dr. Zoidberg Quotes From Futurama

Updated August 8, 2019 2.3k votes 279 voters 14.9k views26 items

Despite the fact that he's perpetually broke and smells like garbage, Dr. Zoidberg is still a fan favorite on Futurama and delivers some of the show's best lines that'll have you in stitches. It's time to stop asking "why not Zoidberg?" and finally rank the funniest quotes from Planet Express's resident doctor. Here are the best Dr. Zoidberg quotes of all time, ranked by your votes.

Although he's portrayed as being incompetent, Zoidberg still carries himself like he's a world class doctor, with lines like: "I don't like the looks of this doctor. I bet I've lost more patients than he's treated." When it comes to the most popular Zoidberg quote, the one that first comes to mind is, "your music is bad and you should feel bad!"

Vote up your favorite Dr. Zoidberg quotes below, no matter what episode or season they are from. They don't necessarily have to be funny Zoidberg quotes, since he has some sentimental moments on the show.

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    My People Ate Them All

    Prof. Farnsworth: I'm sorry, Fry, but anchovies went extinct in the 2200s.

    Fry: Wha?

    Prof. Farnsworth: Oh, my, yes. Fished out of existence... just about the time your people arrived on Earth, Dr. Zoidberg.

    Zoidberg: I'm not on trial here.

    Fry: So, none of you have ever had anchovies? Oh, man! You don't know what you're missing. They were salty and oily and melted in your mouth...

    Zoidberg: Okay, okay! I admit it! My people ate them all! We kept saying one more couldn't hurt, and then they were gone! We're sorry!

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    Your Own Pool

    Bender: Life is about decisions. Make the wrong ones and you'll wind up face down in a pool of your own blood and urine.

    Zoidberg: Still, to have your own pool!

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    Also Zoidberg

    Fry: Check it out, y'all. Everyone who was invited is here.

    Dr. Zoidberg: Also Zoidberg.

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    A Pogo Stick

    Santa Claus Robot: You have all been very naughty! Very naughty indeed! Except you, Dr. Zoidberg. This is for you.

    Dr. Zoidberg: A pogo stick!

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