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The Greatest Dr. Zoidberg Quotes From Futurama

Despite the fact that he's perpetually broke and smells like garbage, Dr. Zoidberg is still a fan favorite on Futurama and delivers some of the show's best lines that'll have you in stitches. It's time to stop asking "why not Zoidberg?" and finally rank the funniest quotes from Planet Express's resident doctor. Here are the best Dr. Zoidberg quotes of all time, ranked by your votes.

Although he's portrayed as being incompetent, Zoidberg still carries himself like he's a world class doctor, with lines like: "I don't like the looks of this doctor. I bet I've lost more patients than he's treated." When it comes to the most popular Zoidberg quote, the one that first comes to mind is, "your music is bad and you should feel bad!"

Vote up your favorite Dr. Zoidberg quotes below, no matter what episode or season they are from. They don't necessarily have to be funny Zoidberg quotes, since he has some sentimental moments on the show.

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    104 VOTES

    My People Ate Them All

    Prof. Farnsworth: I'm sorry, Fry, but anchovies went extinct in the 2200s.

    Fry: Wha?

    Prof. Farnsworth: Oh, my, yes. Fished out of existence... just about the time your people arrived on Earth, Dr. Zoidberg.

    Zoidberg: I'm not on trial here.

    Fry: So, none of you have ever had anchovies? Oh, man! You don't know what you're missing. They were salty and oily and melted in your mouth...

    Zoidberg: Okay, okay! I admit it! My people ate them all! We kept saying one more couldn't hurt, and then they were gone! We're sorry!

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    65 VOTES

    Bubble Bath

    Leo Wong: Anyway, make yourselves at home.

    [Dr. Zoidberg comes downstairs wearing a bathrobe]

    Dr. Zoidberg: Don't mind if I already did. By the way, do you have any more of this Dom Pérignon bubble bath? There was only enough to fill the tub halfway.

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    81 VOTES

    Not A Day Goes By

    General: What's your purpose?

    Zoidberg: Alright, officer, I'll move it along.

    Military Official: What the general means is, why did you come to Earth?

    Zoidberg: Not a day goes by I don't ask myself the same question.

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    71 VOTES

    No Part Of That Sentence

    Professor Farnsworth: Anyhoo, your net-suits will allow you to experience Fry's worm infested bowels as if you were actually wriggling through them.

    Dr. Zoidberg: There's no part of that sentence I didn't like!

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