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The Best Draco Malfoy Quotes That Prove He's A Slytherin

Updated February 10, 2021 14.8k votes 1.5k voters 23.5k views28 items

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The best Draco Malfoy quotes from the Harry Potter movies can make you realize how funny the character can be. Played by Tom Felton, Draco Malfoy is a member and general ringleader of the Slytherin House. There are some funny Draco Malfoy quotes, especially when he is being sarcastic or rude. There are even some pretty good insults as Draco Malfoy confronts the other Harry Potter characters. But which of these are the best Draco Malfoy lines?

You get to help decide with your votes. Vote up the Draco Malfoy quotes you still remember long after having watched the movies. You can also see where he ranks among the best Harry Potter characters

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    Red Hair

    Draco Malfoy : Think my name's funny, do you? No need to ask yours. Red hair... and a hand-me-down robe. You must be a Weasley.


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      You Could Read

      Draco Malfoy: Why are you wearing glasses?

      Goyle: Oh, uh... reading.

      Draco Malfoy: Reading? I didn't know you could read.


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        The Ballet

        Draco Malfoy: Training for the ballet, Potter?


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          Actually Fainted

          Draco Malfoy: Potter! Is it true you fainted? I mean, you actually fainted?

          Ron Weasley: Shove off, Malfoy.

          Harry Potter: How did he find out?

          Hermione Granger: Just forget it.


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