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The 25+ Best Dragon Ball Quotes

Before DBZ had us captivated, Dragon Ball was cracking us up and providing us with some amazing action. Since it's such a great series, let's examine the best Dragon Ball quotes from the original series. This includes funny Dragon Ball quotes, as well as more serious quotes from this groundbreaking anime.

Given that Kid Goku was constantly getting naked and Master Roshi is a massive pervert, there are so many funny quotes from Dragon Ball. Bulma was also a very funny character in the series, often playing antagonist to Roshi and Kid Goku. Other quotes from Dragon Ball come from background characters like Oolong and Turtle.

What is your favorite quote from the original Dragon Ball? Vote up the quotes below that really stood out to you, and downvote any you don't really care for.

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  • Doesn't Everyone Have A Tail?
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    20 VOTES

    Doesn't Everyone Have A Tail?

    "Where is your tail?"

    -Goku

    20 votes
  • No Laughing
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    16 VOTES

    No Laughing

    "Don't ever mention barbeque around me again! Getting skewered is no laughing matter among us pigs!"

    -Oolong

    16 votes
  • What's A Bath?
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    What's A Bath?

    "Uh... what's a bath?"

    -Goku

    16 votes
  • Every Time
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    9 VOTES

    Every Time

    "My pig appeal gets them every time."

    -Oolong

    9 votes
  • I Wish My Grandpa Could See Me Now!
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    18 VOTES

    I Wish My Grandpa Could See Me Now!

    "Ah, wow! I wish my grandpa could see me now! Hold on, Bulma! I'm coming! What's going on in here? What's wrong?"

    -Goku

    18 votes
  • I Don't Really Know
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    I Don't Really Know

    "Well I don't really know why I just know all boys have 'em."

    -Goku

    8 votes