Here are the best Drax the Destroyer quotes from the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Played by Dave Bautista, Drax is a member of the Guardians of the Galaxy and unintentionally funny. Rocket points out that his race of people do not understand metaphors, so Drax takes everything literally, which allows for many humorous confusions. What is your favorite quote from Drax?
From funny lines to inspirational quotes, here are the best Drax quotes.
Drax: When you're ugly and someone loves you, you know they love you for who you are. Beautiful people never know who to trust.
Peter Quill: I'm gonna ask you this one time - where is Gamora?
Tony Stark: Yeah, I'll do you one better - who is Gamora?
Drax: I'll do you one better - why is Gamora?
Peter Quill: Yeah, I'll have to agree with the walking thesaurus on that one.
Drax: Do not ever call me a thesaurus.
Peter Quill: It's just a metaphor, dude.
Rocket Raccoon: His people are completely literal. Metaphors go over his head.
Drax: Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast, I would catch it.
Drax: If he's a planet, how could he make a baby with your mother? He would smush her.
Peter Quill: I don't need to hear how my parents...
Drax: Why? My father would tell the story of impregnating my mother every winter solstice.
Peter Quill: That's disgusting.
Drax: It was beautiful. You earthers have hang-ups.