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The 9 Best Elaine Moments from Seinfeld

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Larry David, comic genius that he is, has satisfied people's craving for a Seinfeld reunion by doing the reuninon on Curb Your Enthusiasm. Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty pretty good thinking. As Elaine is my favorite character on Seinfeld, I decided to compile some of my favorite Elaine moments.
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    This is one of the Elaine moments that makes me realize I'm more like Elaine then I'd like to admit, because my brain does this same irrational spiral down to the worst possible scenario when I'm in a situation I have no control over. I think of this whenever I'm stuck in traffic.
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    "It's a salad, only bigger, and there's more stuff in it"

    I quote this line (in my head) anytime someone orders a "big salad".
    Elaine brings over a man she met in England and he turns out to be a real bounder. Jerry accepts an Armani suit from an obnoxious comedian, the only condition, he must treat him to a meal at a restaurant; however, what makes up a meal. George goes for a walk with a waitress from Monk's and manure in the path sums up his relationship with her. After his kidney stone, Kramer decides to eat only fresh foods....  more
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    I have a feeling if I didn't include Elaine dancing in this list, I would get comments about how I left that off the list, so here you go.
    "The Little Kicks" is the 138th episode of the American television sitcom Seinfeld. This was the fourth episode for the eighth season. It was originally broadcast on the NBC network on October 10, 1996....  more
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    Elaine: So Mom and Pop's plan was to move into the neighborhood, establish trust ... for
    48 years, and then run off with Jerry's sneakers?

    Kramer: Apparently.