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The Best Episodes of Bar Rescue  

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There are so many good episodes of Bar Rescue, but which ones really stand out? Do you like "Drunk on Punk" the best, or is "Antisocial Media" your favorite episode of Bar Rescue? To determine once and for all what the best episodes of Bar Rescue are, let's rank every Bar Rescue episode from best to worst. Don't forget that this show is serialized, so you can watch any episode of Bar Rescue you want without worrying you are missing something.

Bar Rescue is a reality TV series airing on Spike TV and starring Jon Taffer, a consultant from the food and beverage industry. In the series, Taffer offers his expert advice on how struggling nightclubs, pubs, and bars can avoid closing their doors. Bar Rescue also features Jon's family, his wife Nicole and their daughter Samantha. Bar Rescue has aired in the UK since January 8, 2014.

Vote up your favorite episodes of Bar Rescue, and downvote any bad episodes that you really didn't enjoy, despite how much you love the series as a whole. It can be painful to put one Bar Rescue episode over the other when there are so many good ones, which is why you can vote on however many episodes you like.

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Punch-Drunk & Trailer-Trashed is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Episodes of Bar Rescue
Season 3 Episode 32: A dysfunctional family's feuding pushes Jon Taffer to the limit. Will their outrageous antics force Taffer into an extreme decision?
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Muscle Madness is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Episodes of Bar Rescue
Season 3 Episode 39: Two muscle-bound meatheads can't see pec-to-pec on how to run their Houston bar. Now, their tempers and testosterone threaten to tear their friendship apart.
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Don't Mess With Taffer'... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Episodes of Bar Rescue
Season 3 Episode 11: An aggressive Las Vegas bar owner tries to pick up Nicole Taffer, sending Jon into a rage. Can he set this owner's wandering eyes straight and save a once famous blues bar without coming to blows first?
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Yo-Ho-Ho and a Bottle of Dumb is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Episodes of Bar Rescue
Season 2 Episode 1: Bar Expert Jon Taffer must patch holes in a sinking Pirate-themed bar in Silver Spring, Maryland. However, mutiny is in the air when Jon forces the pirate staff to cater to the city's corporate clientele.
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Storming the Castle is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best Episodes of Bar Rescue
Season 4 Episode 16: Jon Taffer arrives at this castle-shaped bar to a surly owner with anger management issues whose attitude has pushed his staff to their breaking points.
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Antisocial Media is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best Episodes of Bar Rescue
Season 8 Episode 4: Taffer helps an owner whose social media mishaps have made him public enemy number one.
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Rock N Roaches is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best Episodes of Bar Rescue
Season 3 Episode 2: Jon Taffer descends on a grotesque goth and rock bar in Austin, TX. Tasteless performances and cockroach infestations are the least of his problems as he spars with the worst bar owner to date.
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Vulgar Vixens is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best Episodes of Bar Rescue
Season 6 Episode 7: Jon confronts a foul-mouthed owner in this failing Michigan bar with a confusing theme. Can Taffer turn profanity into profits before this bar goes bust?
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Thugs with Mugs is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Best Episodes of Bar Rescue
Season 4 Episode 2: Taffer's crew is attacked in a massive brawl at this New York sports bar when rowdy customers discover they're being served cheap booze at premium prices.
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Struck Out at the Dugout is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Best Episodes of Bar Rescue
Season 8 Episode 16: Taffer faces his most resistive owner yet after a lackluster landlord falls into the sports bar business when a previous tenant refuses to pay rent of this World Series winning Chicago Cub's hangout.
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Momster's Ball is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Best Episodes of Bar Rescue
Season 7 Episode 14: A bar owner relies on her attractive bartender daughters and spaghetti wrestling events to lure customers in the door. But mounting debt, a lack of female customers, and a family feud threaten the future.
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All Twerk and No Pay Makes Taf... is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Best Episodes of Bar Rescue
Season 8 Episode 18: An owner twerks her way to tears when her bar gets out of step.
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Second Base, Third Strike is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Best Episodes of Bar Rescue
Season 4 Episode 11: In a first-ever re-rescue, Jon Taffer returns to Second Base Bar & Grill to find a disengaged owner who has let the bar deteriorate. Will Jon save this bar once again?
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I Know What You Did Last Summi... is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Best Episodes of Bar Rescue
Season 8 Episode 15: An absentee owner puts his marriage on the line by drinking away his financial sorrows and flirting with the female clientele. Can Taffer step in to save a crumbling relationship and a failed bar?
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Characters Assassination is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Best Episodes of Bar Rescue
Season 3 Episode 16: Charters Quarters might be the worst bar concept ever, but it's only 1 of the problems Jon must overcome at this confused establishment run by a family of Yankees in heart of Dixie.
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Jon of the Dead is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Best Episodes of Bar Rescue
Season 3 Episode 22: Underworld is a "horror" bar run by 2 rocker-burnouts who managed to surpass their music industry failure with an even bigger failure in the bar biz. Jon attempts to transform this hive of scum & villainy into a profit center.
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We're Gonna Need a Bigger ... is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Best Episodes of Bar Rescue
Season 7 Episode 11: A grieving son struggles to keep his fisherman bar and father's legacy afloat, while the weight of his family's criticism are slowly sinking his business.
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Don't Judge a Booze by its... is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Best Episodes of Bar Rescue
Season 3 Episode 12: North Carolina's Cashmere Nightclub has a bad name, poor décor and an embarrassing manager, but when Jon learns that they are refilling premium liquor bottles with cheap booze, all hell breaks loose.
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A Dash of Bitters is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Best Episodes of Bar Rescue
Season 4 Episode 7: It's a bitter brawl when Taffer shows up at this rescue enlisting the help of the owner's ex-wife and former manager to turn the bar around.
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Listen Y'all it's Saba... is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Best Episodes of Bar Rescue
Season 8 Episode 7: New bar owners accuse their manager – and the bar's former owner – of sabotaging their business to steal it back.
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Punk as a Drunk is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Best Episodes of Bar Rescue
Season 8 Episode 12: A former punk rocker hits bottom after being overwhelmed with tragedy. But his constant roughhousing with his employees draws Taffer's ire.
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Turtle On It's Back is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Best Episodes of Bar Rescue
Season 3 Episode 1: For a bar to fail on Bourbon Street in New Orleans it takes a special kind of incompetence. Can bar expert Jon Taffer get these delusional owners to ditch their copy-cat ways and start thinking for themselves?
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Zero Drunk Thirty is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Best Episodes of Bar Rescue
Season 8 Episode 10: A military hero on the verge of being redeployed needs a rescue of his own, before he drinks away his profits and angers his bartender girlfriend past the point of no return.
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Wheels of Misfortune is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Best Episodes of Bar Rescue
Season 8 Episode 2: In a desert town, Taffer collides with a hometown hero who operates a bar out of a roller rink, a local landmark that is one wipe-out away from crashing for good.
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Don't Tell Mom the Bar is ... is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Best Episodes of Bar Rescue
Season 8 Episode 14: An abrasive owner takes advantage of his mom's generosity and risks a potential deal to take over this craft beer bar from his landlord.