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TV episodes The Best Episodes of Squidbillies  

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There are so many funny episodes of Squidbillies, but which ones really stand out? Do you like "God's Bro" the best, or is "Lerm" the Tricky Two" the best episode of Squidbillies? To determine once and for all what the best episodes of Squidbillies are, let's rank every Squidbillies episode from best to worst.

Airing on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim, Squidbillies follows the Culyer family: Early, Rusty, Granny, and Lil, who are redneck squids living in the Blue Ridge Mountains of Georgia. The long-running series (trailing only Robot Chicken, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, and the Venture Bros.) also falls under the genres of black comedy, non-canon fiction, satire, slapstick, and surreal humor. Squidbillies was created by Jim Fortier and Dave Willis.

Vote up your favorite episodes of Squidbillies, and downvote any bad episodes that you really didn't enjoy, despite how much you love the series as a whole. It can be painful to put one Squidbillies episode over the other when there are so many good ones, which is why you can vote on however many episodes you like.

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Office Politics Trouble is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Episodes of Squidbillies
Office Politics Trouble Season 1 Episode 6: Early concocts a popular new beverage.

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Giant Foam Dickhat Trouble is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Episodes of Squidbillies
Giant Foam Dickhat Trouble Season 2 Episode 2: Early's party hat enrages God.

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God's Bro is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Episodes of Squidbillies
God's Bro Season 4 Episode 8: The Cuylers slip the surly bonds of earth and touch the face of God's Bro.

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Lerm is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Episodes of Squidbillies
Lerm Season 4 Episode 1: An accident leads to rage leads to friendship leads to love leads to murder leads to political success.

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Government Brain Voodoo Troubl... is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best Episodes of Squidbillies
Government Brain Voodoo Trouble Season 1 Episode 8: Early and the Sheriff reach a crossroads.

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Flight of the Deep Fried Pine ... is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best Episodes of Squidbillies
Flight of the Deep Fried Pine Booby Season 3 Episode 15: The Squids stalk Georgia's rarest bird because the TV box told them to.

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School Days, Fool Days is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best Episodes of Squidbillies
School Days, Fool Days Season 1 Episode 3: Rusty is home schooled by Early.

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A Sober Sunday is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best Episodes of Squidbillies
A Sober Sunday Season 2 Episode 9: Early circumvents state law.

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Mephistopheles Traveled Below ... is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Best Episodes of Squidbillies
Mephistopheles Traveled Below To A Southern State Whose Motto Is Season 3 Episode 5: Rusty's soul is a pawn in the endgame between good and evil.

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Anabolic-Holic is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Best Episodes of Squidbillies
Anabolic-Holic Season 4 Episode 4: Rusty discovers that steroids have no negative repercussions.

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Take This Job And Love It is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Best Episodes of Squidbillies
Take This Job And Love It Season 1 Episode 2: Early seeks employment in a difficult job market.

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Ballmart is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Best Episodes of Squidbillies
Ballmart Season 6 Episode 7: Early protests the arrival of a big box store by working there.

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Meth O.D. To My Madness is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Best Episodes of Squidbillies
Meth O.D. To My Madness Season 2 Episode 3: Early discovers that his magic beans are far from magic.

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Pile M For Murder is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Best Episodes of Squidbillies
Pile M For Murder Season 3 Episode 18: Dan Halen tries his hand at human sacrifice.

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The Appalachian Mud Squid: Dar... is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Best Episodes of Squidbillies
The Appalachian Mud Squid: Darwin's Dilemma Season 3 Episode 10: A study of the migrations and libations of the ignorant redneck land squid.

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Bubba Trubba is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Best Episodes of Squidbillies
Bubba Trubba Season 2 Episode 4: Early learns a valuable lesson about the downside of mind control.

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Double Truckin' the Tricky... is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Best Episodes of Squidbillies
Double Truckin' the Tricky Two Season 1 Episode 9: Early does his part to support Georgia public education.

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Gimmicky Magazine Show Spoof P... is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Best Episodes of Squidbillies
Gimmicky Magazine Show Spoof Parody About Dan Halen Season 3 Episode 14: An intimate look at one of history's most intriguing figures, presented in glorious English.

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Lean Green Touchdown Makifying... is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Best Episodes of Squidbillies
Lean Green Touchdown Makifying Machine Season 5 Episode 9: Rusty's special talent is playing football. Early's special talent is exploiting Rusty.

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Asses to Ashes, Sluts to Dust is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Best Episodes of Squidbillies
Asses to Ashes, Sluts to Dust Season 2 Episode 5: Granny cheats death for another week.

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Butt Trouble is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Best Episodes of Squidbillies
Butt Trouble Season 1 Episode 7: Something strange comes out of Rusty's butt.

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Rebel with a Claus is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Best Episodes of Squidbillies
Rebel with a Claus Season 2 Episode 10: Early ruins Christmas.

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Sharif is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Best Episodes of Squidbillies
Sharif Season 3 Episode 8: Smelling youthful and sexy comes at a heavy price.

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The Good One is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Best Episodes of Squidbillies
The Good One Season 3 Episode 7: Lil's disregard for birth control provides a lifelong friend for Early.

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Tuscaloosa Dumpling is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Best Episodes of Squidbillies
Tuscaloosa Dumpling Season 3 Episode 12: Early teaches Rusty that life is a game and sex is first place.

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Limbitless is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Best Episodes of Squidbillies
Limbitless Season 9 Episode 2: Early trades his legs for walking around money.

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The Fine Ol' Solution is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Best Episodes of Squidbillies
The Fine Ol' Solution Season 4 Episode 3: Early protects menial American jobs from the Mexicans willing to do them.

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Swayze Crazy is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Best Episodes of Squidbillies
Swayze Crazy Season 1 Episode 10: The squids meet a legless drifter.

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Terminus Trouble is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Best Episodes of Squidbillies
Terminus Trouble Season 2 Episode 7: Atlanta, home of several location shots used in Six Pack, starring Kenny Rogers.

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Krystal, Light is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Best Episodes of Squidbillies
Krystal, Light Season 3 Episode 20: Early's passion for Krystal spikes after she wins the lottery.

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This Show is Called Squidbilli... is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Best Episodes of Squidbillies
This Show is Called Squidbillies Season 1 Episode 1: Introducing America's favorite animated family.

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Stop. Jammertime! is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Best Episodes of Squidbillies
Stop. Jammertime! Season 8 Episode 6: A new judge takes the controversial stance of punishing criminals.

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Asbestos I Can is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Best Episodes of Squidbillies
Asbestos I Can Season 6 Episode 1: Early's asbestos addiction finally catches up with him.

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Hybrid to Hell is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Best Episodes of Squidbillies
Hybrid to Hell Season 9 Episode 9: Early loses the love of his life.

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Atone Deaf is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Best Episodes of Squidbillies
Atone Deaf Season 4 Episode 7: Early learns to deal with rage by punching it in the face.

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Chalky Trouble is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The Best Episodes of Squidbillies
Chalky Trouble Season 1 Episode 5: An ancient squid ceremony leads to revelations regarding Rusty's maternity.

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America: Why I Love Her is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list The Best Episodes of Squidbillies
America: Why I Love Her Season 5 Episode 10: Terror ensues after Early shoots a cow belonging to Al-Qaeda.

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Not Without My Cash Cow! is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list The Best Episodes of Squidbillies
Not Without My Cash Cow! Season 4 Episode 10: When the media sensationalizes his son's disappearance, Early finds the coverage to be sensational.

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The Need for Weed is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list The Best Episodes of Squidbillies
The Need for Weed Season 5 Episode 1: The discovery of Lil's secret drug operation brings widespread panic to Dougal County.

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Webnecks is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list The Best Episodes of Squidbillies
Webnecks Season 3 Episode 1: Rusty opens up a world of digital wonder when he mashes buttons.

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Wing Nut is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list The Best Episodes of Squidbillies
Wing Nut Season 3 Episode 4: Early's DNA is finally put to good use.

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Clowny Freaks is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list The Best Episodes of Squidbillies
Clowny Freaks Season 5 Episode 8: Clowny Daggers!

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The Legend of Kid Squid is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list The Best Episodes of Squidbillies
The Legend of Kid Squid Season 7 Episode 5: Early gets jealous that Rusty has been taking the credit for all the crimes Early blamed on him.

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Taint Misbehavin' is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list The Best Episodes of Squidbillies
Taint Misbehavin' Season 9 Episode 3: Dan Halen faces his own mortality and finds solace in an ancient religion.

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The Big E is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list The Best Episodes of Squidbillies
The Big E Season 6 Episode 4: Early brings his message to the people whether they want it or not.

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Family Trouble is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list The Best Episodes of Squidbillies
Family Trouble Season 1 Episode 4: Revelations regarding Rusty's maternity lead to questions regarding Rusty's paternity.

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Beast Implants is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list The Best Episodes of Squidbillies
Beast Implants Season 3 Episode 2: Granny indulges in the ultimate spa experience.

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The Big Gay Throwdown is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list The Best Episodes of Squidbillies
The Big Gay Throwdown Season 4 Episode 6: The Sheriff goes deep undercover to apprehend his most wanted man.

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The Unbearable Heatness Of Fir... is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list The Best Episodes of Squidbillies
The Unbearable Heatness Of Fire Season 3 Episode 11: Sheriff investigates the origins of fire, and its role in the burning of the squids' house.

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The Tiniest Princess is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list The Best Episodes of Squidbillies
The Tiniest Princess Season 2 Episode 1: A giant ant-man ruins Halloween.