Which Historical Organized Crime Body Would You Join?

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Vote up the mobsters you'd most like to join.

What is the first time period you think of when you hear the word “mobster”? Perhaps it is the Roaring '20s and the era of Prohibition, or maybe it is the Cosa Nostra as depicted in The Godfather. Colombian drug cartels, anyone? Mobs, mobsters, gangsters – these groups are known as “organized crime.” But what if your own government is something of an organized crime? Are you a villain or a hero when you rebel and take justice – or injustice – into your own hands?

Yes, these gangsters really are bad guys. Legendary mobsters are among the worst people imaginable. Still, did you ever watch a film like Bonnie and Clyde and root for the outlaws? Take a TV series like Dexter. Dexter is a forensic technician and a serial killer who hunts sadistic murderers. Is he good or bad? Sometimes, it’s not about who is bad, but who is worse. So, play along with us for a moment. As you read through the following list of criminal gangs and their eras, choose which you think is the best and most productive for organized criminal activity – and which you'd have most likely signed up for.

  • The Mafia - Prohibition America
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    152 VOTES

    The Mafia - Prohibition America

    When And Where: Organized crime groups increased during the early decades of the 20th century. Perhaps the most infamous was the group of Italian Americans who formed the Mafia, or the American Cosa Nostra. As was the case with other immigrants, Italians banded together to fight oppression and rise above poverty.

    To do this expeditiously, their methods included selling stolen goods, extortion, prostitution, and other illegal activities. Mafia “families” were recognized and feared, but it wasn’t until the 1920s and Prohibition that they made their true mark.

    Why It Was Great For Mobsters: The prohibition of alcohol provided the opportunity for profitable bootlegging, and many Mafia men became millionaires overnight. Although rival Italian crime families occasionally worked together in the production and distribution of alcohol during this nationwide ban, it was common to resort to violence to vie for leadership in the lucrative alcohol trade.

    The most infamous of these brutal showdowns occurred in Chicago on February 14, 1929. Members of Brooklyn-born Al Capone’s gang posed as policemen in what came to be known as the St. Valentine’s Day Massacre. Alphonse “Scarface” Capone’s Mafia family pulled machine guns from their jackets and gunned down seven rivals from the Moran crime family. This left Capone and his men free to live like kings and rule over the city, until he was arrested and convicted on charges of tax evasion in 1931.

    152 votes
  • The Commission - Mid 20th Century America
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    121 VOTES

    The Commission - Mid 20th Century America

    When And Where: The Castellammarese War (1930-1931) was a bloody and vicious struggle for control of the Italian-American Mafia. When it ended, Mafia families had strong incentives to establish a clear structure to prevent future clashes. Enter Charles “Lucky” Luciano who is considered the father of modern organized crime in the United States.

    Luciano established a board of directors to be known as “The Commission” to oversee all Mafia activities and mediate disputes between families. The Commission consisted of seven family bosses: the leaders of New York’s Five Families, and the Chicago and Buffalo families.

    Why It Was Great For Mobsters: Under the Commission, which is still reported to exist today, the Mafia expanded its reach to any business that can turn a profit. And, the profits were enormous. Today, that includes gun and drug trafficking, loan-sharking, sports gambling, health care fraud, and cybercrime. After 9-11, law enforcement shifted its limited resources from organized crime to terrorism. Perhaps now is as good a time as any for productive and lucrative criminal activity?

    Murder, prostitution, theft, and money laundering aside, you have to hand it to them for their nicknames. Here are just a few: Anthony “Tony Ducks” Corallo, Joseph “Joe Bananas” Bonanno, Michael “Mikey Scars” DiLeonardo, and John “Jackie Nose” D’Amico. If you joined up, what would your handle be?

    121 votes
  • The Mafia In Sicily - The Early Years
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    119 VOTES

    The Mafia In Sicily - The Early Years

    When And Where: Despite what you might have heard, “Mafia” does not stand for the Mothers and Fathers Italian Association. The word is derived from the Sicilian for “boldness” or “bravado.” The Sicilian Mafia is also known as the Cosa Nostra (“our thing”). Rather than a single group, the Mafia is made up of individual groups from different towns in Sicily. Being a secret organization, made up solely of Sicilian men, its roots are sketchy.

    The Mafia seems to have originated around 1860, when Sicily was annexed to Italy. Up until that time, Sicily had little organized government. This meant it was either every man for himself, or you formed groups to protect yourselves. After the annexation, large areas of public and church lands were distributed to the populace. As commerce grew, so did crime and the need for protection by the property owners. With the scarcity of law enforcement, hired protectors stepped in to do the job. Subsequently, they organized themselves into the first Mafia clans.

    Why It Was Great For Mobsters: By 1900, the Mafia had gone from the protection racket to counterfeiting, kidnappings for ransom, murder, and robbery. Since the government and law enforcement was so ineffectual, it was a perfect time for criminals to thrive. The Mafia exerted its influence on easily bribed officials, thereby becoming some of the most powerful people in Italy. In just half a century a group of people had gone from poverty to great wealth.

    119 votes
  • The 40 Thieves - 19th Century New York
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    82 VOTES

    The 40 Thieves - 19th Century New York

    When And Where: If you are into robbery, knife fighting, and murder, the 40 Thieves are right up your street. That street would be around Centre Street on the Lower East Side of Manhattan, also known as the Five Points. The 40 Thieves – not to be confused with the British gang, the 40 Elephants – were probably named after Ali Baba and the 40 Thieves from 1001 Arabian Nights. If you have a better theory, go for it.

    Made up mostly of Irish immigrants, the gang came together under Edward Coleman around 1825. The Five Points district was a slum-ridden part of New York City. Similarly, the people who lived in it were treated like dirt. The gang originated to combat prejudice and rebel against their low social status. Their activities, however, evolved into full-fledged crime.

    Why It Was Great For Mobsters: The 40 Thieves became so powerful and had such control over the neighborhood that it even went on make deals with the corrupt Tammany Hall. This political organization, known for graft and corruption, realized that the ever-growing poor immigrant population was largely ignored by the legitimate government. The gang was to thrive as a result of working with them. Tammany Hall provided the gang and local residents with much-needed community services, housing, and even cash in exchange for their political support. By the way, if you were one of the gang members, you might have been depicted in Martin Scorsese’s film Gangs of New York.

    82 votes
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    104 VOTES

    The Yakuza - 20th Century Japan

    When And Where: The Yakuza is the name given to transnational crime syndicates originating in Japan. Much like the American Mafia, the Yakuza is not a single organization but a collection of separate gangs or clans. These gangsters have infiltrated all walks of Japanese life, from the usual crimes of gambling and prostitution to high-level bank fraud and political intrigue. Still, it may surprise you to learn that the Yakuza have come to the country’s aid, such as when Japan was hit by an earthquake.

    Yakuza originally referred to a person who was a gang member, but now also refers to Japanese organized crime as a whole. Although its roots may go back hundreds of years, the clans really began to organize by the end of the 19th century. Today there are an estimated 102,000 members, mostly divided among four major families.

    Why It Was Great For Mobsters: The largest family is the Yamaguchi-gumi syndicate. Its heavily tattooed members are among the world’s wealthiest gangsters. Every year they rake in billions of dollars from extortion, gambling, the sex industry, arms trafficking, drug trafficking, real estate, and construction kickback schemes. They are also involved in stock market manipulation and creating explicit internet content.

    If you are wondering, the word “Yakuza” originates from the traditional Japanese card game Oicho-Kabu, in which the goal is to draw three cards that add up to a value of nine. The worst hand you can draw is ya, ku, and za – respectively eight, nine, and three in Japanese - which, according to how points are counted, adds up to zero. Thus, the name means “worthless” or “pointless.” Why? That’s anybody’s guess, but if you are into being filthy rich and have a weakness for full-body tats, you might want to check them out.

    104 votes
  • The Ned Kelly Gang - 19th Century Australia
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    71 VOTES

    The Ned Kelly Gang - 19th Century Australia

    When And Where: Edward “Ned” Kelly was by far one of the most colorful outlaws. He was born in 1854, but by the time of his death at the age of 25, Kelly had become the stuff of legend. He was celebrated by some as Australia’s Robin Hood, but others saw him as a murderous villain. Early in his life, like many living in rural poverty, he was grossly mistreated by police. Kelly even dictated a 56-page letter regarding the treatment of his family, and that of Irish Catholic colonials, by the police and English and Irish Protestants. But Kelly’s motivations went beyond revenge for his family’s abuse at the hands of the police. Killing police was one thing, but robbing banks was another.

    Why It Was Great For Mobsters: Australia at the end of the 19th century was an ideal place for criminals to thrive. Joined by his brother Dan and friends Joe Byrne and Steve Hart, the outlaws became known as the “Kelly Gang.” The lands were wide open, the bush was an excellent place to hide after a robbery, and the money was there for the taking. Today the gang may be best remembered for its bulletproof armor, complete with helmets; however, they left their legs ere unprotected. This was Kelly’s undoing, as he was shot twice in the legs by the police.

    Kelly’s anti-government and anti-police remarks gained him thousands of sympathizers, but despite their petition for his reprieve, their Robin Hood was tried, convicted, and hanged. His last words were reported to have been “such is life.” If you were Ned, you would have been portrayed on screen by the likes of Mick Jagger and Heath Ledger. Not bad for a bad guy.

    71 votes