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The Best Euron Greyjoy Quotes  

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Here are the best Euron Greyjoy quotes from HBO's Game of Thrones. Played by Danish actor Pilou Asbæk, Euron is the younger brother of Balon Greyjoy who suddenly returns to the Iron Islands to claim the Salt Throne. Known for his sadistic and fearless attitude, Euron Greyjoy is easily one of the most hated GoT characters. Nevertheless, one must admit he does have a way with words. What is your favorite quote from Euron Greyjoy?

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We'll Talk Later is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Euron Greyjoy Quotes
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We'll Talk Later

Euron Greyjoy: Listen. If you have any advice at all, I would love to hear it. When we have an hour or two to speak as brothers.

Jaime Lannister: Advice?

Euron Greyjoy: Does she like it gentle...or rough? A finger in the bum? Sh-sh-sh-sh, not now. We'll talk later.


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They Were Lesser Men is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Euron Greyjoy Quotes
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They Were Lesser Men

Euron Greyjoy: I was hoping we could talk in private.

Cersei Lannister: After the War. That was our agreement.

Euron Greyjoy: Wars sometimes last years.

Cersei Lannister: You want a whore, go buy one. You want a Queen, earn her. 

Euron Greyjoy: How? I've given her justice. An army. And the Iron Fleet. And yet, she gives me no sign of affection. My heart is nearly broken.

Cersei Lannister: You're insolent. I've executed men for less.

Euron Greyjoy: They were lesser men.

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Someone Cheated is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Euron Greyjoy Quotes
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Someone Cheated

Cersei Lannister: Twenty-thousand men, is it?

Harry Strickland: Yes, Your Grace. A few died in transit.

Euron Greyjoy: They cheated at dice. Or maybe I cheated. Someone cheated. They weren't good fighters. You won't miss them.


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You Should Try It

Cersei Lannister: You're not trustworthy. You've broken promises to allies before and murdered them at the nearest opportunity. You murdered your own brother.

Euron Greyjoy: You should try it, it feels wonderful! 

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