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What's The Best Excuse To Avoid Sex When You're Just Not DTF?  

Mick Jacobs
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List Rules Vote up the excuses that will ruin the vibe but not your good name.

Sex, like Oreos and Beyonce videos, is something many people like to experience all the time, but sometimes the mood just isn't there. While a simple "no thanks" should be sufficient reasoning for any partner, you might also want to get creative with your excuses to avoid sex. The best lies for avoiding sex reflect the circumstances of your situation and partner: are you talking to someone you share a promise ring and an HBO Go account with or the guy from the club who slid into your Uber without asking? These factors play into which excuses sound the most appropriate when you don't want to have sex.

Peruse the excuses below for ideas on getting out of hooking up and getting that rogue Uber passenger back to his futon. To cover all the bases, included below are religious, dietary, and even aesthetic excuses for escaping sex. If you play it right, these excuses to avoid sex will finish that conversation faster some men finish in the bedroom.

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"I'm On My Period.&... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list What's The Best Excuse To Avoid Sex When You're Just Not DTF?
"I'm On My Period."
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"I'm Not In The Moo... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list What's The Best Excuse To Avoid Sex When You're Just Not DTF?
"I'm Not In The Mood."
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"I'm Just So Tired.... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list What's The Best Excuse To Avoid Sex When You're Just Not DTF?
"I'm Just So Tired."
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*Cough Cough* "I'm ... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list What's The Best Excuse To Avoid Sex When You're Just Not DTF?
*Cough Cough* "I'm Sick"
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"I Have A Headache.... is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list What's The Best Excuse To Avoid Sex When You're Just Not DTF?
"I Have A Headache."
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"I Think I Have A Y... is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list What's The Best Excuse To Avoid Sex When You're Just Not DTF?
"I Think I Have A Yeast Infection."
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"I'm Still Getting ... is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list What's The Best Excuse To Avoid Sex When You're Just Not DTF?
"I'm Still Getting Used To My New Birth Control."
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"My Parents Will He... is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list What's The Best Excuse To Avoid Sex When You're Just Not DTF?
"My Parents Will Hear Us."
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"I Have To Be Up Ea... is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list What's The Best Excuse To Avoid Sex When You're Just Not DTF?
"I Have To Be Up Early Tomorrow."
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"I Haven't Shaved.&... is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list What's The Best Excuse To Avoid Sex When You're Just Not DTF?
"I Haven't Shaved."
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"I'm Going Through ... is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list What's The Best Excuse To Avoid Sex When You're Just Not DTF?
"I'm Going Through A Lot Right Now."
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"This Bench Is Too ... is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list What's The Best Excuse To Avoid Sex When You're Just Not DTF?
"This Bench Is Too Public."
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"We Might Wake Up T... is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list What's The Best Excuse To Avoid Sex When You're Just Not DTF?
"We Might Wake Up The Kids."
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"I Didn't Shower To... is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list What's The Best Excuse To Avoid Sex When You're Just Not DTF?
"I Didn't Shower Today."
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"I Dont Want To Rui... is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list What's The Best Excuse To Avoid Sex When You're Just Not DTF?
Joe Bennett added "I Dont Want To Ruin This Relationship."
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"I'm A Virgin."... is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list What's The Best Excuse To Avoid Sex When You're Just Not DTF?
"I'm A Virgin."
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"I'm Constipated.&q... is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list What's The Best Excuse To Avoid Sex When You're Just Not DTF?
"I'm Constipated."
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"I'm Too Full."... is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list What's The Best Excuse To Avoid Sex When You're Just Not DTF?
"I'm Too Full."
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"I Worked Too Hard ... is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list What's The Best Excuse To Avoid Sex When You're Just Not DTF?
"I Worked Too Hard Today."
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"I'm Drunk." ... is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list What's The Best Excuse To Avoid Sex When You're Just Not DTF?
"I'm Drunk."
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"I Have A Partner A... is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list What's The Best Excuse To Avoid Sex When You're Just Not DTF?
"I Have A Partner Already."
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*Snores* is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list What's The Best Excuse To Avoid Sex When You're Just Not DTF?
*Snores*
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"My Religion Forbid... is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list What's The Best Excuse To Avoid Sex When You're Just Not DTF?
"My Religion Forbids It."
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"I'm Having An Outb... is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list What's The Best Excuse To Avoid Sex When You're Just Not DTF?
"I'm Having An Outbreak Down There."
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"I Just Got Out Of ... is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list What's The Best Excuse To Avoid Sex When You're Just Not DTF?
"I Just Got Out Of A Big Relationship."