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The Best Christmas Episodes On 'Family Guy'

Spend the holidays with the Griffins, and enjoy the best Family Guy Christmas episodes. Featuring the one where Stewie goes back in time to save Brian in "Christmas Guy" or when Peter goes up against Santa Claus in "How the Griffin Stole Christmas," this list of Family Guy Christmas episodes also includes popular fan favorites, like "Road to the North Pole," "Don't Be a Dickens at Christmas," and "The 2000-Year-Old Virgin." What is your favorite Christmas episode from Family Guy

Vote up the best Family Guy Christmas specials, and see where they rank among the funniest Family Guy episodes of all time.

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    How the Griffin Stole Christmas

    Peter fills in for the mall Santa and becomes drunk with power; Stewie and Brian crash holiday parties for free food, drama and women.

    Memorable Quotes:

    Stewie: My sled has Dora on it because my parents got it at a yard sale. It... it's still for boys though. She's about language acquisition, not gender.

    Chris: Dad, look! Santa's here!
    [gestures to a mall Santa]
    Chris: I wanna sit on his lap.
    Peter: Jeez, Chris, come on. You're in high school.
    Chris: I'm gonna ask for a family trampoline.
    Peter: Holy crap! Get your *ss up there!

    Cleveland: You serious all this white stuff used to be water? Mmm, my word.

    • Original Airing: Dec 11 2016
    • Season: 15
    • Episode Number: 9
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    The Griffins decorate their tree while Peter tells the story of Christmas including why Joseph was skeptical and how Cher caused there to be no room at the Inn. When Peter's story concludes, the family turns away a pregnant couple in need of help.

    Memorable Quotes:

    Peter as Joseph: Now, gather round everybody and hear the awe-inspiring tale that caused millions and millions of deaths.

    Peter: Okay, let me just ram the rest of this rhetoric down your throats...

    Meg: I can only imagine what it must have been like for them on that very first Christmas.
    Brian: It was probably very moving... and fictional.
    Stewie: Jesus live with us for like a week, what else do you need?

    • Original Airing: Dec 23 2012
    • Season: 11
    • Episode Number: 8
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    Peter fills Carter with the spirit of Christmas. Meanwhile, Stewie goes back in time to save Brian.

    Memorable Quotes:

    Lois: It's Stewie's first Christmas!
    Stewie: Again?

    Vinny: Hey, whose leg do you gotta gagoosh to get an Amaretto Disaronno around here?

    Brian: Thanks for everything Stewie, you're my best friend, and I love you.
    Stewie: All I can say, Brian is, you've been making really creepy eye contact with me all morning and I want it to stop right now.

    • Original Airing: Dec 15 2013
    • Season: 12
    • Episode Number: 8
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    Christmas is Coming

    When Meg takes Stewie to the mall to meet Santa, she has a surprising response. Meanwhile, Stewie is entirely scarred from the same experience and Brian tries to help him process it.

    Memorable Quotes:

    Peter: Is there really a weight limit for the escalator, or did I just meet some mean kids?

    Santa Claus: I told you, I'm the real Santa. I try to visit every mall at least once during Christmas - except Long Island malls. Those people are a little much.

    Elf: Lady, I've been thrown into so many gongs, I don't even remember my own name.

    • Original Airing: December 15, 2019
    • Season: 18
    • Episode Number: 9
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