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The Best Insults from The Fast and the Furious

Updated April 26, 2018 7.9k votes 735 voters 25.2k views

List RulesVote up the sassiest lines and best burns from the entire The Fast and the Furious franchise.

If there's one thing competition brings out in people, it's a good series of insults and one-liners. Due to the nature of the franchise, many of the characters in The Fast and the Furious films do not shy away from flinging dirt at one another and there are truly some amazing gems here.

Since the first film launched all the way back in 2001, there have been a total of eight films and two short-films in the Fast and Furious series. That's a lot of content to pull insults out of, but they were rife with some amazingly clever one-liners and straight-up funny insults. Accordingly, you'll find some of the best quotes from all the films here, but there are many more. So, enjoy the movies if you need to pick up some nasty zingers for any future arguments you may have.

Vote up your favorite quotes and most-insulting lines and be sure to down vote those you don't find as funny or clever.

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I’m gonna knock your teeth so far down your throat, you'll have to shove a toothbrush up your ass to brush 'em.
Luke Hobbs, Fate of the Furious
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98
2
What boy band bus did you fall off of?
Luke Hobbs, Fate of the Furious
387
86
3
I didn't know pizza places made motors.
Brian O'Connor, 2 Fast 2 Furious
390
111
4
If I was makin' money, sh*t, I'd get that mole removed off my damn nose.
Roman Pearce, 2 Fast 2 Furious
315
93
5
You still fight like sh*t, bro.
Brian O'Connor, 2 Fast 2 Furious
312
105
6
I smell...skanks. Why don't you girls just pack it up before I leave tread marks on your face?
Letty Ortiz, The Fast And The Furious
383
134
7
You're like the Justin Timberlake of Japan.
Shawn Boswell, The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift
336
119
8
Your mistake is thinking you have a goddamn choice, boy.
Luke Hobbs, Fast Five
300
122
9
Kiss my ass, putos!
Roman Pearce, 2 Fast 2 Furious
280
120
10
The lady was right; you're a terrible liar.
Deckard Shaw, Furious 7
218
111
11
You just earned yourself a dance with the devil, boy.
Luke Hobbs, Furious 7
252
131
12
Crazy-ass white boy!
Roman Pearce, 2 Fast 2 Furious
247
129
13
Yeah, Rome! How do ya like them apples?!
Brian O'Connor, 2 Fast 2 Furious
216
133
14
Saddle up, be a man, and save the entire goddamn world.
Luke Hobbs, The Fate of the Furious
186
123
15
They say your mom was the best trick in all of Kabukicho back in the day.
Takashi "D.K." Kamata, The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift
191
129
16
Both you girlies shut up.
Monica Muentes, 2 Fast 2 Furious
180
122
17
What’s up with this fool? What is he, sandwich crazy?
Vince, The Fast and the Furious
204
140
18
You're not that charming, b*tch.
Kara, Furious 7
206
143
19
Loser walks home.
Suki, 2 Fast 2 Furious
186
134
20
You weren't anyone's friend.
Dominic "Dom" Toretto, Fast & Furious
178
132