Quotations The Best Insults from The Fast and the Furious  

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List Rules Vote up the sassiest lines and best burns from the entire The Fast and the Furious franchise.

If there's one thing competition brings out in people, it's a good series of insults and one-liners. Due to the nature of the franchise, many of the characters in The Fast and the Furious films do not shy away from flinging dirt at one another and there are truly some amazing gems here.

Since the first film launched all the way back in 2001, there have been a total of eight films and two short-films in the Fast and Furious series. That's a lot of content to pull insults out of, but they were rife with some amazingly clever one-liners and straight-up funny insults. Accordingly, you'll find some of the best quotes from all the films here, but there are many more. So, enjoy the movies if you need to pick up some nasty zingers for any future arguments you may have.

Vote up your favorite quotes and most-insulting lines and be sure to down vote those you don't find as funny or clever.

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I’m gonna knock your teeth so ... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Insults from The Fast and the Furious
I’m gonna knock your teeth so far down your throat, you'll have to shove a toothbrush up your ass to brush 'em. Luke Hobbs, Fate of the Furious

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I smell...skanks. Why don'... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Insults from The Fast and the Furious
I smell...skanks. Why don't you girls just pack it up before I leave tread marks on your face? Letty Ortiz, The Fast And The Furious

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I didn't know pizza places mad... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Insults from The Fast and the Furious
I didn't know pizza places made motors. Brian O'Connor, 2 Fast 2 Furious

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Kiss my ass, putos! is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Insults from The Fast and the Furious
Kiss my ass, putos! Roman Pearce, 2 Fast 2 Furious

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They say your mom was the best... is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best Insults from The Fast and the Furious
They say your mom was the best trick in all of Kabukicho back in the day. Takashi "D.K." Kamata, The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

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You're like the Justin Tim... is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best Insults from The Fast and the Furious
You're like the Justin Timberlake of Japan. Shawn Boswell, The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

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You weren't anyone's f... is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best Insults from The Fast and the Furious
You weren't anyone's friend. Dominic "Dom" Toretto, Fast & Furious

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If I was makin' money, sh*t, I... is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best Insults from The Fast and the Furious
If I was makin' money, sh*t, I'd get that mole removed off my damn nose. Roman Pearce, 2 Fast 2 Furious

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What boy band bus did you fall... is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Best Insults from The Fast and the Furious
What boy band bus did you fall off of? Luke Hobbs, Fate of the Furious

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You still fight like sh*t, bro... is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Best Insults from The Fast and the Furious
You still fight like sh*t, bro. Brian O'Connor, 2 Fast 2 Furious

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Crazy-ass white boy! is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Best Insults from The Fast and the Furious
Crazy-ass white boy! Roman Pearce, 2 Fast 2 Furious

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You just earned yourself a dan... is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Best Insults from The Fast and the Furious
You just earned yourself a dance with the devil, boy. Luke Hobbs, Furious 7

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Your mistake is thinking you h... is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Best Insults from The Fast and the Furious
Your mistake is thinking you have a goddamn choice, boy. Luke Hobbs, Fast Five

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Loser walks home. is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Best Insults from The Fast and the Furious
Loser walks home. Suki, 2 Fast 2 Furious

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Yeah, Rome! How do ya like the... is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Best Insults from The Fast and the Furious
Yeah, Rome! How do ya like them apples?! Brian O'Connor, 2 Fast 2 Furious

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Saddle up, be a man, and save ... is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Best Insults from The Fast and the Furious
Saddle up, be a man, and save the entire goddamn world. Luke Hobbs, The Fate of the Furious

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You're not that charming, b*tc... is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Best Insults from The Fast and the Furious
You're not that charming, b*tch. Kara, Furious 7

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What’s up with this fool? What... is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Best Insults from The Fast and the Furious
What’s up with this fool? What is he, sandwich crazy? Vince, The Fast and the Furious

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Both you girlies shut up. is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Best Insults from The Fast and the Furious
Both you girlies shut up. Monica Muentes, 2 Fast 2 Furious

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The lady was right; you're... is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Best Insults from The Fast and the Furious
The lady was right; you're a terrible liar. Deckard Shaw, Furious 7