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The Best Insults from The Fast and the Furious

Updated April 26, 2018 8.2k votes 697 voters 23.3k views20 items

List RulesVote up the sassiest lines and best burns from the entire The Fast and the Furious franchise.

If there's one thing competition brings out in people, it's a good series of insults and one-liners. Due to the nature of the franchise, many of the characters in The Fast and the Furious films do not shy away from flinging dirt at one another and there are truly some amazing gems here.

Since the first film launched all the way back in 2001, there have been a total of eight films and two short-films in the Fast and Furious series. That's a lot of content to pull insults out of, but they were rife with some amazingly clever one-liners and straight-up funny insults. Accordingly, you'll find some of the best quotes from all the films here, but there are many more. So, enjoy the movies if you need to pick up some nasty zingers for any future arguments you may have.

Vote up your favorite quotes and most-insulting lines and be sure to down vote those you don't find as funny or clever.

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  • I’m gonna knock your teeth so far down your throat, you'll have to shove a toothbrush up your ass to brush 'em.1
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    I’m gonna knock your teeth so far down your throat, you'll have to shove a toothbrush up your ass to brush 'em.

    Luke Hobbs, Fate of the Furious
  • What boy band bus did you fall off of?2
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    88

    What boy band bus did you fall off of?

    Luke Hobbs, Fate of the Furious
  • I didn't know pizza places made motors.3
    414
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    I didn't know pizza places made motors.

    Brian O'Connor, 2 Fast 2 Furious
  • If I was makin' money, sh*t, I'd get that mole removed off my damn nose.4
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    95

    If I was makin' money, sh*t, I'd get that mole removed off my damn nose.

    Roman Pearce, 2 Fast 2 Furious
  • I smell...skanks. Why don't you girls just pack it up before I leave tread marks on your face?5
    410
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    I smell...skanks. Why don't you girls just pack it up before I leave tread marks on your face?

    Letty Ortiz, The Fast And The Furious
  • You're like the Justin Timberlake of Japan.6
    352
    124

    You're like the Justin Timberlake of Japan.

    Shawn Boswell, The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift
  • You still fight like sh*t, bro.7
    327
    112

    You still fight like sh*t, bro.

    Brian O'Connor, 2 Fast 2 Furious
  • Your mistake is thinking you have a goddamn choice, boy.8
    312
    128

    Your mistake is thinking you have a goddamn choice, boy.

    Luke Hobbs, Fast Five
  • Kiss my ass, putos!9
    294
    125

    Kiss my ass, putos!

    Roman Pearce, 2 Fast 2 Furious
  • You just earned yourself a dance with the devil, boy.10
    264
    135

    You just earned yourself a dance with the devil, boy.

    Luke Hobbs, Furious 7
  • The lady was right; you're a terrible liar.11
    225
    115

    The lady was right; you're a terrible liar.

    Deckard Shaw, Furious 7
  • Crazy-ass white boy!12
    253
    137

    Crazy-ass white boy!

    Roman Pearce, 2 Fast 2 Furious
  • Yeah, Rome! How do ya like them apples?!13
    222
    142

    Yeah, Rome! How do ya like them apples?!

    Brian O'Connor, 2 Fast 2 Furious
  • Saddle up, be a man, and save the entire goddamn world.14
    195
    124

    Saddle up, be a man, and save the entire goddamn world.

    Luke Hobbs, The Fate of the Furious
  • What’s up with this fool? What is he, sandwich crazy?15
    215
    144

    What’s up with this fool? What is he, sandwich crazy?

    Vince, The Fast and the Furious
  • They say your mom was the best trick in all of Kabukicho back in the day.16
    198
    133

    They say your mom was the best trick in all of Kabukicho back in the day.

    Takashi "D.K." Kamata, The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift
  • You're not that charming, b*tch.17
    214
    149

    You're not that charming, b*tch.

    Kara, Furious 7
  • Both you girlies shut up.18
    186
    127

    Both you girlies shut up.

    Monica Muentes, 2 Fast 2 Furious
  • Loser walks home.19
    194
    140

    Loser walks home.

    Suki, 2 Fast 2 Furious
  • You weren't anyone's friend.20
    186
    134

    You weren't anyone's friend.

    Dominic "Dom" Toretto, Fast & Furious