The Best Insults from The Fast and the Furious

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Vote up the sassiest lines and best burns from the entire The Fast and the Furious franchise.

If there's one thing competition brings out in people, it's a good series of insults and one-liners. Due to the nature of the franchise, many of the characters in The Fast and the Furious films do not shy away from flinging dirt at one another and there are truly some amazing gems here.

Since the first film launched all the way back in 2001, there have been a total of eight films and two short-films in the Fast and Furious series. That's a lot of content to pull insults out of, but they were rife with some amazingly clever one-liners and straight-up funny insults. Accordingly, you'll find some of the best quotes from all the films here, but there are many more. So, enjoy the movies if you need to pick up some nasty zingers for any future arguments you may have.

Vote up your favorite quotes and most-insulting lines and be sure to down vote those you don't find as funny or clever.

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  • I’m gonna knock your teeth so far down your throat, you'll have to shove a toothbrush up your ass to brush 'em.
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    I’m gonna knock your teeth so far down your throat, you'll have to shove a toothbrush up your ass to brush 'em.

  • What boy band bus did you fall off of?
    2

    What boy band bus did you fall off of?

  • I didn't know pizza places made motors.
    3

    I didn't know pizza places made motors.

  • If I was makin' money, sh*t, I'd get that mole removed off my damn nose.
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    If I was makin' money, sh*t, I'd get that mole removed off my damn nose.

  • You still fight like sh*t, bro.
    5

    You still fight like sh*t, bro.

  • You're like the Justin Timberlake of Japan.
    6

    You're like the Justin Timberlake of Japan.

  • I smell...skanks. Why don't you girls just pack it up before I leave tread marks on your face?
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    I smell...skanks. Why don't you girls just pack it up before I leave tread marks on your face?

  • Your mistake is thinking you have a goddamn choice, boy.
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    Your mistake is thinking you have a goddamn choice, boy.

  • Kiss my ass, putos!
    9

    Kiss my ass, putos!

  • The lady was right; you're a terrible liar.
    10

    The lady was right; you're a terrible liar.

  • You just earned yourself a dance with the devil, boy.
    11

    You just earned yourself a dance with the devil, boy.

  • Crazy-ass white boy!
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    Crazy-ass white boy!

  • Yeah, Rome! How do ya like them apples?!
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    Yeah, Rome! How do ya like them apples?!

  • Saddle up, be a man, and save the entire goddamn world.
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    Saddle up, be a man, and save the entire goddamn world.

  • You're not that charming, b*tch.
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    You're not that charming, b*tch.

  • Both you girlies shut up.
    16

    Both you girlies shut up.

  • What’s up with this fool? What is he, sandwich crazy?
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    What’s up with this fool? What is he, sandwich crazy?

  • They say your mom was the best trick in all of Kabukicho back in the day.
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    They say your mom was the best trick in all of Kabukicho back in the day.

  • Loser walks home.
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    Loser walks home.

  • You weren't anyone's friend.
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    You weren't anyone's friend.