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The Best Insults from The Fast and the Furious

List RulesVote up the sassiest lines and best burns from the entire The Fast and the Furious franchise.

If there's one thing competition brings out in people, it's a good series of insults and one-liners. Due to the nature of the franchise, many of the characters in The Fast and the Furious films do not shy away from flinging dirt at one another and there are truly some amazing gems here.

Since the first film launched all the way back in 2001, there have been a total of eight films and two short-films in the Fast and Furious series. That's a lot of content to pull insults out of, but they were rife with some amazingly clever one-liners and straight-up funny insults. Accordingly, you'll find some of the best quotes from all the films here, but there are many more. So, enjoy the movies if you need to pick up some nasty zingers for any future arguments you may have.

Vote up your favorite quotes and most-insulting lines and be sure to down vote those you don't find as funny or clever.

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  • 1

    I’m gonna knock your teeth so far down your throat, you'll have to shove a toothbrush up your ass to brush 'em.

    Luke Hobbs, Fate of the Furious
    510
    97
  • 2

    What boy band bus did you fall off of?

    Luke Hobbs, Fate of the Furious
    389
    86
  • 3

    I didn't know pizza places made motors.

    Brian O'Connor, 2 Fast 2 Furious
    388
    112
  • 4

    If I was makin' money, sh*t, I'd get that mole removed off my damn nose.

    Roman Pearce, 2 Fast 2 Furious
    316
    93
  • 5

    I smell...skanks. Why don't you girls just pack it up before I leave tread marks on your face?

    Letty Ortiz, The Fast And The Furious
    385
    134
  • 6

    You still fight like sh*t, bro.

    Brian O'Connor, 2 Fast 2 Furious
    312
    105
  • 7

    You're like the Justin Timberlake of Japan.

    Shawn Boswell, The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift
    337
    119
  • 8

    Your mistake is thinking you have a goddamn choice, boy.

    Luke Hobbs, Fast Five
    299
    122
  • 9

    Kiss my ass, putos!

    Roman Pearce, 2 Fast 2 Furious
    279
    121
  • 10

    You just earned yourself a dance with the devil, boy.

    Luke Hobbs, Furious 7
    251
    132
  • 11

    Crazy-ass white boy!

    Roman Pearce, 2 Fast 2 Furious
    245
    129
  • 12

    The lady was right; you're a terrible liar.

    Deckard Shaw, Furious 7
    217
    111
  • 13

    Yeah, Rome! How do ya like them apples?!

    Brian O'Connor, 2 Fast 2 Furious
    215
    133
  • 14

    Saddle up, be a man, and save the entire goddamn world.

    Luke Hobbs, The Fate of the Furious
    186
    123
  • 15

    What’s up with this fool? What is he, sandwich crazy?

    Vince, The Fast and the Furious
    204
    140
  • 16

    They say your mom was the best trick in all of Kabukicho back in the day.

    Takashi "D.K." Kamata, The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift
    191
    129
  • 17

    You're not that charming, b*tch.

    Kara, Furious 7
    206
    144
  • 18

    Both you girlies shut up.

    Monica Muentes, 2 Fast 2 Furious
    180
    122
  • 19

    Loser walks home.

    Suki, 2 Fast 2 Furious
    186
    134
  • 20

    You weren't anyone's friend.

    Dominic "Dom" Toretto, Fast & Furious
    178
    132