The Best Insults from The Fast and the Furious

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Updated April 26, 2018 10.1K votes 1.3K voters 45.3K views
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Vote up the sassiest lines and best burns from the entire The Fast and the Furious franchise.

If there's one thing competition brings out in people, it's a good series of insults and one-liners. Due to the nature of the franchise, many of the characters in The Fast and the Furious films do not shy away from flinging dirt at one another and there are truly some amazing gems here.

Since the first film launched all the way back in 2001, there have been a total of eight films and two short-films in the Fast and Furious series. That's a lot of content to pull insults out of, but they were rife with some amazingly clever one-liners and straight-up funny insults. Accordingly, you'll find some of the best quotes from all the films here, but there are many more. So, enjoy the movies if you need to pick up some nasty zingers for any future arguments you may have.

Vote up your favorite quotes and most-insulting lines and be sure to down vote those you don't find as funny or clever.

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  • I’m gonna knock your teeth so far down your throat, you'll have to shove a toothbrush up your ass to brush 'em.
    1

    I’m gonna knock your teeth so far down your throat, you'll have to shove a toothbrush up your ass to brush 'em.

    Luke Hobbs, Fate of the Furious
    866 votes
  • What boy band bus did you fall off of?
    2

    What boy band bus did you fall off of?

    Luke Hobbs, Fate of the Furious
    682 votes
  • I smell...skanks. Why don't you girls just pack it up before I leave tread marks on your face?
    3

    I smell...skanks. Why don't you girls just pack it up before I leave tread marks on your face?

    Letty Ortiz, The Fast And The Furious
    807 votes
  • You're like the Justin Timberlake of Japan.
    4

    You're like the Justin Timberlake of Japan.

    Shawn Boswell, The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift
    625 votes
  • If I was makin' money, sh*t, I'd get that mole removed off my damn nose.
    5

    If I was makin' money, sh*t, I'd get that mole removed off my damn nose.

    Roman Pearce, 2 Fast 2 Furious
    567 votes
  • I didn't know pizza places made motors.
    6

    I didn't know pizza places made motors.

    Brian O'Connor, 2 Fast 2 Furious
    665 votes