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The Greatest Fictional Bartenders  

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There are so many bartenders and drink slingers in TV and movies that should be available to pour our cocktails any night of the week that it's almost sad when you remember the greatest fictional bartenders are just that: fictional. These amazing fictional bartenders hail from some of the best movies of all time and the best TV shows of recent memory.
From "Sweet Dee" on "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" to the rotating cast of pour jockeys at Cheers, there are plenty of little and big screen bartenders to choose from in the quest to name the best bartender that doesn't actually exist. Considering, on shows like "The Simpsons," the bartenders can literally do ANYTHING imaginable (like conceive of a flaming drink that takes the boozing world by storm), it actually takes quite a bit to grab the title of best fake bartender.

This list of the best bartenders in TV and film, ranked by people like you, is here to help determine who the top movie or TV bartender really is. These famous movie bartenders and television barkeeps serve the best drinks, share the most interesting stories, tell the funniest bar jokes, and lend the most sympathetic ears. Vote up your favorite fictional characters to help determine who is the best bartender in entertainment.
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Peter Griffin is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Greatest Fictional Bartenders
CheckinaCoulibaly added Family Guy, Family Guy Universe
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Carl is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Greatest Fictional Bartenders
Carl How I met your mother
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Mirajane Strauss is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Greatest Fictional Bartenders
dennis-jansson added Fairy Tail
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Brian Griffin is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Greatest Fictional Bartenders
DawsonHoerdt added Family Guy, Family Guy Universe
fam guy 
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Adriana La Cerva is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Greatest Fictional Bartenders
pmmom38 added Sopranos
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Razor Charlie is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list The Greatest Fictional Bartenders
From Dusk Till Dawn
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Carl is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list The Greatest Fictional Bartenders
maislinger.t added Carl How I met your mother
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Makino is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list The Greatest Fictional Bartenders
dennis-jansson added
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Sam Noonan is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list The Greatest Fictional Bartenders
pmmom38 added Sam Noonan Gunsmoke
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Maz Kanata is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list The Greatest Fictional Bartenders
Emanuel Lee Spivey added

Han Solo! Where's Chewie? I love that wookie.

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Tom Nuttall is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list The Greatest Fictional Bartenders
PatrickTK021 added Tom Nuttall Deadwood
Proprietor of the No.10 Saloon
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Arthur is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list The Greatest Fictional Bartenders
Emanuel Lee Spivey added Arthur

"Their are no secrets between us" - Passengers (2016)

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Jamie Somers is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list The Greatest Fictional Bartenders
pmmom38 added Jamie Somers Bionic Woman
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Eddie is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list The Greatest Fictional Bartenders
Eddie Barfly
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Dominic is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list The Greatest Fictional Bartenders
ChrissyBaker added Dominic Mixology
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Jake Hanson is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list The Greatest Fictional Bartenders
pmmom38 added Melrose Place
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Hank Lawson is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list The Greatest Fictional Bartenders
Maryellen Elizabeth added Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman
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Bartender is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list The Greatest Fictional Bartenders
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