Total Nerd Fictional Sports You Most Wish You Could Play  

Lauren Slocum
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List Rules Vote up the sports that, though totally fictional, you would totally have begged your parents to sign you up for.

Did you play tee-ball as a child? That's nice but honestly who cares at all when fictional sports like Quidditch, Pyramid, and Flonkerton exist (at least in our hearts and minds). You've seen them all in your favorite works of fiction, TV shows, movies, and even video games. You know exactly which position you'd try out for (Seeker, hello). You're ready to go up against the best of the best. Now all we need is for these best fake sports to exist in real life. Surely Tesla will figure out Pod Racers someday, right?

The fun fictional games on this list are some of the most creative - and at times ridiculous - competitions ever invented. Movie and TV show sports are crafted by quick-witted writers to add another layer of intrigue to fictional universes. Whether it came to them in a dream (or a nightmare) or was thought up by a bunch of nerds around the writers' table, the creators of these games birthed something legendary in our hearts and on the screen.

"But wait," you are shouting. Some passionate fans have brought these sports from fiction into the real world. Yes, okay, there's a whole US Quidditch league playing the magical game around the country (they even have a vision statement!), but the likes of Jiggly Ball and Parisses Squares have not yet reached the mainstream. Perhaps if devoted fans of literature, comedy, science fiction, and all the other genres that have inspired the fun fictional sports below come together, we can make our dreams a reality.

Which fictional sports are the best? Which of these are you suiting up for in your mind's eye right this very moment? Vote them up below and maybe one day, if we can get enough votes, the powers that be will take notice and we will all meet up for a friendly game of Death Race. See you then.

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Pod Racing is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Fictional Sports You Most Wish You Could Play
Pod Racing Star Wars

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Quidditch is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Fictional Sports You Most Wish You Could Play
Quidditch Harry Potter

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Tron: Legacy is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Fictional Sports You Most Wish You Could Play
Tron Tron: Legacy 

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Flonkerton is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Fictional Sports You Most Wish You Could Play
Flonkerton The Office

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Parisses Squares is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Fictional Sports You Most Wish You Could Play
Parisses Squares Star Trek

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Pro-bending is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Fictional Sports You Most Wish You Could Play
Pro-bending Avatar: The Legend of Korra

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12 Ball is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Fictional Sports You Most Wish You Could Play
12 Ball Wizards of Waverly Place 

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Blernsball is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Fictional Sports You Most Wish You Could Play
Blernsball Futurama

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Jiggly Ball is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Fictional Sports You Most Wish You Could Play
Jiggly Ball Scrubs

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Brockian Ultra-Cricket is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Fictional Sports You Most Wish You Could Play
Brockian Ultra-Cricket The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy

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Bungee Ball is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Fictional Sports You Most Wish You Could Play
Bungee Ball Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Fast Forward

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Baskiceball is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Fictional Sports You Most Wish You Could Play
Baskiceball How I Met Your Mother

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Anbo-Jitsu is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Fictional Sports You Most Wish You Could Play
Anbo-Jitsu Star Trek: The Next Generation

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BASEketball is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Fictional Sports You Most Wish You Could Play
BASEketball BASEketball

God is an Epic Troll: The Best of the Advice God Meme

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Timmyball is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Fictional Sports You Most Wish You Could Play
Timmyball Fairly Odd Parents

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Robot Fights is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Fictional Sports You Most Wish You Could Play
Robot Fights Robot Jox

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Pyramid is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Fictional Sports You Most Wish You Could Play
Pyramid Battlestar Galactica

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Tsunkatse is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Fictional Sports You Most Wish You Could Play
Tsunkatse Star Trek: Voyager

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Laserball is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Fictional Sports You Most Wish You Could Play
Laserball The Fifth Element

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Calvinball is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Fictional Sports You Most Wish You Could Play
Calvinball Calvin and Hobbes

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Fire Ball is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Fictional Sports You Most Wish You Could Play
Fire Ball Friends

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The Running Man is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Fictional Sports You Most Wish You Could Play
The Running Man The Running Man 

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Blitzball is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Fictional Sports You Most Wish You Could Play
Blitzball Final Fantasy X

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Whackbat is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Fictional Sports You Most Wish You Could Play
Whackbat Fantastic Mr. Fox

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Death Race is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Fictional Sports You Most Wish You Could Play
Death Race Death Race

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Assassin's Guild Wall Game is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list Fictional Sports You Most Wish You Could Play
Assassin's Guild Wall Game Discworld

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Deathball is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list Fictional Sports You Most Wish You Could Play
Deathball Futurama

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True American is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list Fictional Sports You Most Wish You Could Play
True American New Girl

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Gargoyles and Gravel is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list Fictional Sports You Most Wish You Could Play
Gargoyles and Gravel Team Fortress 2