The Most Tragically Funny Quotes From 'Fleabag'

If you have watched Fleabag, then you already know how many great lines and one-liners there are, but which one is the best quote? The list below has the funniest one-liners from characters like Fleabag, The Priest, and Martin. Now you get to vote up all the quotes from Fleabag that you thought made the show great. Fleabag certainly has it's more tense scenes but even those have funny moments and quotes interspersed throughout them. These funny Fleabag quotes will have you smiling just like Phoebe Waller-Bridge's coy looks to the camera.

It's time to decide which one these lines is the best, so let's start voting on the best quotes from Amazon's Fleabag. Vote up your favorite quotes from the show and vote down any quotes you didn't like, regardless of which character from Fleabag says it. Make sure to check out these other funny shows like Fleabag once you've made your way through this list!

  • Painful Enough
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    107 VOTES

    Painful Enough

    Harry: Don't make me hate you. Loving you's painful enough.

  • Men Don't
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    69 VOTES

    Men Don't

    Belinda: Women are born with pain built in. It's our physical destiny. Period pains, sore b*obs, childbirth, you know. We carry it within ourselves throughout our lives. Men don't. They have to seek it out. 

  • 15 Years
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    23 VOTES

    15 Years

    Klare: I ate a sausage over there, thinking it was a prune. 15 years of vegetarianism, gone. Like bang, bang.

  • No Friends
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    49 VOTES

    No Friends

    Counsellor: Just a girl with no friends and an empty heart? By your own description.