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The Most Tragically Funny Quotes From 'Fleabag'

Updated May 12, 2020 636 votes 108 voters 3.3k views19 items

If you have watched Fleabag, then you already know how many great lines and one-liners there are, but which one is the best quote? The list below has the funniest one-liners from characters like Fleabag, The Priest, and Martin. Now you get to vote up all the quotes from Fleabag that you thought made the show great. Fleabag certainly has it's more tense scenes but even those have funny moments and quotes interspersed throughout them. These funny Fleabag quotes will have you smiling just like Phoebe Waller-Bridge's coy looks to the camera.

It's time to decide which one these lines is the best, so let's start voting on the best quotes from Amazon's Fleabag. Vote up your favorite quotes from the show and vote down any quotes you didn't like, regardless of which character from Fleabag says it. Make sure to check out these other funny shows like Fleabag once you've made your way through this list!

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    Painful Enough

    Painful Enough
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    Harry: Don't make me hate you. Loving you's painful enough.

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    Men Don't

    Men Don't
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    Belinda: Women are born with pain built in. It's our physical destiny. Period pains, sore b*obs, childbirth, you know. We carry it within ourselves throughout our lives. Men don't. They have to seek it out. 

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    Less Complicated

    Less Complicated
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    The Priest: Celibacy is a lot less complicated than romantic relationships.

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    Don't Tell

    Don't Tell
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    Fleabag: 'Chic' means boring. Don't tell the French.

     

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